Nude beachgoers bike to an early dinner...

Howard Dean's worst nightmare - The revenge of the White Christian male party.

Finally pushed beyond the limit, White Christians send Dean this message: "Kiss my ass."

Then there's "They pedaled their asses all over town."

"Because of Bush's failures to fix the oil crisis, people can no longer afford to drive a car; because of his failures on the economy, people can no longer afford clothing." -- DNC and other moonbats

Some say casual Fridays have gone too far at the Schwinn factory.

"The uncircumcised participants wore two helmets..."

That's no moon....that's a lot of moons!

The ACME X-Ray glasses really work! Unfortunately.

The next day, the manager of the bicycle shop wondered what could have caused the sudden demand for replacement seats.

"Does this ass make my bicycle seat look fat?"

Ass not what your country can do for you; ass is what you can do for your country.

"Your fly's open ... GOTCHA!"

These riders are now leaving two sets of skidmarks.

See, I told you that last auto tax was too much.

San Francisco's "Critical Mass" took a turn for the worse when the 'm' was dropped in this month's letter to the e-mail list...

"Crack Kills"

Oh my God! The humanity!

Hey, I signaled. Don't be such an ass.

Aw, not this dream again...

I dunno Ed, If I could get gonorrhea from a tractor what's to say it cannot happen with a bicycle too?

-- Seinfeld-related hehe

What folks in France didn't realize about the recent EU vote was that it also ratified the rules governing the Tour de France.

The upside?

Road rash incidents were way, way down...

Great....They are giving the "bums" free bicycles now.

Lady Godiva they ain't.

Liberal co-ed naked cycling: 100 revolutions per minute.

The Michael Jackson verdict as seem by the American legal system.

Rollin', rollin', rollin',
Keep those cycles rollin',
Man, my buns are swollen ...
Rawhide!

(Apologies to Billy Crystal.)

Woody takes the lead in the third leg of the Viagra Triatholon

Cyclists demonstrate new solar powered technology.

Nike's never going to get anyone to focus on the shoes.

These new sunscreen ads are getting ridiculous.

Are you sure this is what they meant when they announced a "bear" cycling club?

The mental image LANCE ARMSTRONG uses
to win the TOUR.

Button up your overcoat.

In honor of the Jackson aqquital, hundreds of adoring fans "moon-rode" to Neverland.

Upon arrival, many were heard to exclaim "Neverland, my ass...he better serve talcum powder!"

I've been protesting differently from nude riding. I completed design for a new engine and car that harnesses a car's kinetic energy. It's all on http://free.seekon.com/Strongheart10/, all links. Not selling, just telling.

The Future Patriot in the year 2060 - riding to work on a bicycle. After raiding every country for oil and spending all money on defense, the country has great security cams but no one can afford or get any clothes.
Years of profligacy and arrogance by the decades of Bush Administrations has turned the U.S. into a developing 3rd world country.

Lance Armstrong had the lead today in the Tour De Natural.

"Heineken, the beer of overexposed bikers."

The ambulance attendants were under-prepared for the number and scope of the road rash cases they were exposed to that day.

"Honey, I'm thinking we should get bum tattoos to distinguish us."

"Good golly Miss Molly! Never feed that group baked beans again!"