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Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill | Thursday, June 16, 2005

The Unification Church Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/Philippe Desmazes)

The Winners

First: Ingress - Some say casual Fridays have gone too far at the Schwinn factory.

Second: Lord Skyegon - Aw, not this dream again. . .

Third(tie): John Burgess - The ACME X-Ray glasses really work! Unfortunately.
Third(tie): Russ - The next day, the manager of the bicycle shop wondered what could have caused the sudden demand for replacement seats.

Honorable Mention:

The Capitalist - In honor of the Jackson aqquital, hundreds of adoring fans “moon-rode” to Neverland.

Maniakes - “Your fly’s open . . . GOTCHA!”

Paul - Ass not what your country can do for you; ass is what you can do for your country.

Exek - “Crack Kills”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

In this year’s Tour de France, the best man could not be concealed.

“Dang cobble stones!”

The race was success but it was later determined that the bikes did not meet federal emission control standards.

Rev. Sun Myung Moon’s flock goes for a ride.

Maybe its just me, but for some reason I think its the circumsized participants that have two helmets (ref. to Laurence Simon’s entry)

Confucious say: Person who ride bike upside down, have crack up.

The Thursday contest has already started.

About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

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