Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Monday, October 31, 2005 |
The Star Bores Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Winners
First: sortapundit - Lucas felt he needed a little backup while announcing the new trilogy: The Jar Jar Years.
Second: bithead - Hi. We’re from a Galaxy far, far away. Where’s your bathroom?
Third: Mark - Uh, I thought we were all going to dress up for this. Thanks a lot, jackass.
Honorable Mention:
DL - Merck, the well known pharmacutical manufacturer shows off its new “wonder shield” condom for safe sex!
Doug - Frustrated by 25 years of being denied recognition by the Academy Awards, George Lucas calls in the troops.
Rachel Edith - Graying hair? Balding? Paunchy? Wish to appear larger in the codpiece? Join the Army. Look good. Wear the new uniform with pride. (obviously a recruitment targeting male bloggers)
Kenny - Hi, I’m George. And this is my brother Daryl, and my other brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl.
Star Wars bit parts
bithead - You might be a Redneck Empire storm trouper if you can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
bithead - Unable to get the bartenderâs attention, Darth tries using the force to get a refill
bithead - RRWARARRHHG!! No, Chewy, youve already HAD your picture on OTB, remember?
bithead - STAR WARS: The Empire Dresses up; the Directorâs Cut. . .
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“May Forbes be with you.”As Miers withdraws other nominees step up.
“I am your father, Lucas.”
“Dammit Spielberg, get your blaster out of my back, Star Wars is mine.”
These are not the accolaides you are looking for.
The 
Monday contest has already started
Don’t forget to check out Riding Sun’s Tuesday Caption Contest.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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And here I was, hoping the Clerks/Jay and Silent Bob reference would sink me to the bottom. Oh well.
I missed the contest but I say the caption is, "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta."
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