Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Thursday, January 26, 2006 |
The N.O. Problem Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
REUTERS/Sean Gardner
First: LJD - 99.9% of respondents in the survey could not determine which was tragedy and which was comedy.
Second: DaveD - After finally getting an audience with the Wizard of Oz, Nagin still hadn’t made up his mind: brain, heart or courage?
Third: radio free fred - “The Newest Member Of The Pat Robertson Stick Your Foot In Your Mouth Club.”
Honorable Mention:
Maggie - Say what… Y’all never heard of white chocolate?
Kenny - Got milk? Got masks? Got buses?
John Burgess - Yes, I’m resigning to join Cirque du Soleil… no floods, no buses, and the clowns aren’t elected…
Colonel Steve - Investigators are still determining which face is real.
charles austin - While humming “I’m Walking on Sunshine”, Mayor Nagins announces that Katrina and the Waves will open this year’s Jazz and Heritage Festival.
That May Actually Be A Better Caption Award:
charles austin - Oh man, am I going to Hell for that one..
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
–Sung To “Swing Low Sweet Chariot”
Swing Home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.
Swing on home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.I looked over Pontchartrain and what did I see
(No buses for to carry them home)*
A band of new homeless people gunnin’ after me.
(bulldozers gonna bury their old homes)*Swing Home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.
Swing on home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.If FEMA don’t get blamed ahead of me,
(for not Makin’ Nawlins a safe home)*
I’ll need protection from N.O.P.D
(to Make Nawlins my safe home.)*Swing Home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.
Swing on home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.I’m sometimes up, but I keep gettin’ put down,
(for not Makin’ Nawlins a good home):
Most people think I’m some bad-ass’d Clown
(The circus could be my new home!)*Swing Home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.
Swing on home, Sweet Choc-o-late
Make Nawlins your home.(*sung by the chorus, probably charles austin’s, Katrina and the Waves)
The 
Thursday contest is already jumping through hoops.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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You're Welcome
Thanks Rodney, these are always great fun.
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