Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Monday PM
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(British accent): That’s a MAN, Baby!!!!
Herrroo sexy american girlfriend! My name is long duck dong…
Although he announced his resignation from 60 Minutes, Mike Wallace will continue working for CBS News. Seen here at a Sydney Gay Pride Festival with camcorder in hand, Wallace described his new job as “traveling the world to report on things that interest me”.
“You know,” the photographer from the Herald said, “Your fire engine red opera gloves – which are simply stunning – lose visual impact when matched with fuschia lipstick. Just sayin’.”
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but I think this would keep a photographer up at night.
“The Copacavana”
Wiping the side of his lower lip, an American reveler in Sydney�s gay pride parade realizes that it does go down the drain the opposite way in Australia.
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
Derek Zoolander
Director Ang Lee rethinks his decision to appear at the Hollywood premier of “Brokeback Mountain”
I feel pretty….
oh so pretty….
Caution: Objects in the mirror may be closer than they appear…they may also have a penis.
Barry Bonds loses his crown as ugliest woman ever.
SAT Question
Blondes have more (a) muscles (b) oglers (c) stylish clothing (d) fun.
I wonder if those are real…
Some of Dear Leader’ secret trips to Australia went better than others.
Damn that chick has got some guns for arms America is crazy man..
what happens when supermodels use steroids.
[thought bubble over guy with camera]
Hmmmm. I always thought Madonna would grow old more gracefully than that!
[AP] Arriving by bus to begin his 5 year sentence for mail fraud, Tommy Chung is greeted by Buster “Fantasia” Carmine on the first day of the Massachusetts Supreme Court ordered “Cell Block Welcoming Committee Program.”
That’s the LAST time I trust an E-Harmony hook-up!
Russ Feingold launches his “netroots appeal” for his campaign bid for the Presidency.
From the driver’s side: “Well dear, you wanted to experience San Francisco ‘up close and personal’, didn’t you?”
“Bode Miller…?”
“Didn’t I see you in Blokeback Mountain?”
News Item: New York Republicans increasingly desperate for Senate candidate to challenge Hillary.
Voice over: Next on “Where are they now?” we profile 80’s heart throb Fabio who’s apparently found a new use for “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!”
After being snubbed by Jessica Simpson, the RNC hires Jeff Gannon to step in.
Film at 11 – A pucker you may want to forget.
Uncle Rico has second thoughts, and then third thoughts…
Much to Mr. Yoshihara’s surprise, Randy “Macho Man” Savage has apparently switched teams.
Maurice Chevalier III sang to himself, “Zank heaven for chiseled girls, zey grow up in ze most delightful way…”
Every man wants to be a macho macho man,
To have the kind of body, always in demand.
Jogging in the mornings, go man go,
Works out in the health spa, muscles glow.
You can best believe that, he’s a macho man.
Ready to get down with, anyone he can!
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man),
I’ve got to be, a macho man.
Macho, macho man
I’ve got to be a macho! Ow….
Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down…
“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
“Pardon me, do I have any Grey Poupon?”
“Do these glasses make me look fat?”
She-men Gone Wild proved to be less popular than the original.
Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda, who’ll go a-waltzing Matilda with me…
Here in the Outback, no rules, just not right.
“No, really, I am a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.”
Captions? We doan need no stinkin captions …. Run Away!
Mr. Fong didn’t know which disturbed him most. The blatant display of self-centered hedonism…or the tickle in his underpants.
Somewhere in the afterlife, Lou Reed weeps.
“Since you asked, buddy, I’m thinking you look more like Katherine Harris than Marilyn Monroe.”
“Come back to New Orleans, we’ve got more than chocolate milk, honey.”
Son, are you sure this is how you get famous in Hollywood?
Andrew Sullivan really knows how to work the red carpet.
Although NBC has been surprisingly tight-lipped over their new reality series “I’d Hit That” starring Ted Kennedy, this photograph depicting two of the shows first contestants has recently begun circulating around the internet, generating a great deal of interest in it’s wake.
Jose Canseco, undercover, working on yet another tell-all book, fools even Hideki Matsui’s nosy mooch of an uncle.
“Call Dr.Donald Johanson, I Think I Found The Missing Link.”
“If Wetness Is The Essence Of Beauty call The Fire Dept. Rodney,We Have A Five Alarm Fire!”
(Inspired By SgtFluffy)
“If This Guy Is Undercover Someone needs To Buy Thicker Blankets.” ( Inspired By Will Franklin )
Rambo> First Date…
(Inspired By To Much Caffeine )
Kevin Federline’s first music video was a disaster…
No honey, It’s just sum-yung-guy, er, I mean we’re going fishing up in the mountains for a few days.