Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AFP/Osservatore Romano/File/Arturo Mari)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
(AFP/Osservatore Romano/File/Arturo Mari)
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
“Oh, hell. I give up!!! Do you, Steve, take Rover to be your lawfully…”
“Bad dog! Stop sniffing under my dress!”
Big Dog:”Yummm…a big marshmellow!”
Small Dog:”Red means there’s a fire hydrant under there…I can’t hold it any longer.”
The Pope greets the resupply convoy arriving just in time for today’s Eucharist.
Sgt Stadanko’s new drug dog took quite quite an intrest in his Holiness
The Pope’s continued his efforts to reach out to a younger audience by having a “young, hep priest” explain the term ‘biatch’ by showing some examples.
Excuse me your holiness, but its the name of the breed, they weren’t canonized.
Boy, cutbacks on the Swiss Guard really have that unit going to the dogs.
So they have a picture of the Pope petting some nice doggies in Switzerland and the AFP has to add to the caption a bizarre story about a dog of the same breed being thrown from a window by drunks and landing one someone. Come on MSM, focus.
Notice how the one with the keg just sits their with a vacant look on his face, uninterested in what is going on around him. When will the Democrats stand up for the people and introduce legislation against second hand Brandy fumes.
Blessed are the pee-makers…
Why is it always the younger ones these priests pay attention to?
“… and just remember next time young feller, a Bishop’s miter is not a fire hydrant, heh, heh.”
1) Why yes Pooches I *DO* have a Koran for you to use, why do you ask?
2) Don’t worry when you grow up you can carry my beer keg for me after your dad retires here.
Pope Benedict was disappointed to find out that his first attempt to canonize was foiled by the fact that the candidates were already saints.
“You Misunderstood Your Holiness, The Dogs Need Exercise Not Exorcism.”
People may have left the Catholic church in droves but the carnivorous mammal flock is flourishing.
Can I bite him? Huh-huh, can-I, can-I?
This new Pope’r Scooper is awesome!
“I appreciate the offer, Your Holiness, but he’s already a saint.”
In the wake of the recent molestation controversy, few noticed the church’s quiet handling of a scandalous leg-humping incident.
“Have the Saint Bernards been barking at the Cluniacs again?”
The Cistercians’ keeping of Saint Bernards as their Domini Canes was the ultimate insider joke.
“Blah blah blah blah Benedict blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.”
Pope pets pup pack, film at 11.
Blessed are the Purina, in spirit.
Laity leash laws lauded, film at 11.
Son of man’s best friend.
Ratzinger’s Rottweilers roughly restrained just offscreen, no film at 11.
Pope Benedict’s blessing of Saint Bernard’s Benedictines’ Saint Bernards, film at 11.
“There Ain’t No Stinkin Dogma In The Catholic Church.”
To Pope Benedict, I’M SORRY FOR THIS BUT IT’S TOO OBVIOUS!!
“Hey there little pup, only the altar boy is alowed under there…”
(Yeah…there’s a nice warm place in the fires for me now…)
“Your Holiness, meet Ted Kennedy’s dog, (Chappaquid)Dick. And here is John Sununu’s pooch, Nee Nee Na Na Nu Nu. This friendly, big bitch is New York Minute, owned by former President Clinton. And the puppy, Dimpled Chad, belongs to Katherine Harris.”
Pope Benedict paid a surprise visit to the B&B distillery.
Dogs tend to congregate around university campuses, and the Pope learned the College of Cardinals is no different
I heard that you Saint’s would follow a German Shepherd.