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James Joyner | Wednesday, August 9, 2006 |
Scott Adams has to explain to his 6-year-old son why he will not buy him two video games instead of one, even though he’s rich.
My strategy – and it has been extremely successful so far – is to offer such boringly technical explanations that his 6-year old eyes glaze over and he wanders away. For example:
Me: Well, the reason you can have one but not two video games will require an explanation that spans the fields of economics and psychology. Pull up a chair and I’ll begin by discussing the future expected value of good character development versus the present incremental value of an extra video game. Would it help to review the concept of discounted cash flows?
6-year old: Never mind. I’ll ask Mom.
My method has the advantage that he understands I have a reason, and he’s reminded that I’m still smarter than he is. I plan to milk this approach until he starts reading my blog.
Sounds like a plan.
via Todd Zywicki
About the Author: James Joyner is the publisher of Outside the Beltway and the managing editor of the Atlantic Council. He's a former Army officer, Desert Storm vet, and college professor with a PhD in political science from The University of Alabama. He lives just outside the Beltway in Alexandria, Virginia.
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Explanations are all well and good, but just buy him one game. If he starts giving you a hard time, then, don't buy him any. If he gives you a hard time or throws a tantrum, a good swat across the rear end will usually solve the problem.
I know, We raised six.
james; perfect approach! i don't know why it's harder to apply with grandkids though![lol]could it be the parental responsibility?[lol]
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