Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, December 11, 2006 · 1 comment

The Murder and Mayhem Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

The Winners:

First: charles austin – “Slay bells ring, are you listenin’?
In the lane, blood is glistenin’.
A terrible sight, were scarin’ tonight,
Walking in a winter horrorland.” (After all its Christmas time)

Second: Sam – Move over Arafat, Castro is coming.

Third(tie): radio free fred – DeVito And Clooney Have A Night On The Town.

Third(tie): Gollum – Britney Spears and Paris Hilton go over their evening agenda.

Honorable Mention:

LJD – Rodham 2008

elliot – What did you just say!!!!? ‘HEAVEN HELP US?’

Maggie – John Kerry and Nancy Pelosi are learning the hard way that the effects of botox are short-lived.

DaveD – All right, we’re finally back in the majority. I was getting tired of wearing those smiley faces for the last 12 years.

yetanotherjohn – A year ago the longhorn fans were cheering their team, now they are turning vicious.

The BSOD Award

Michael – After many delays, Microsoft Vista, previously codenamed “Longhorn” has been released. Microsoft promises that it will be the most user-friendly version ever.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Hello, I’m a mac…”
“…and I’m a PC.”

In the old days, before the emergence of an activist judiciary, demons had to be employed to steal baby Jesus from nativity scenes.

“Uh… you smell sulfur?”

The Thursday contest is already running for 2008.