Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Monday, April 30, 2007 |
The Silver Bullet Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Police Handout)
The Winners:
First: Bithead - I swear there was a naked girl in here a minute ago.
Second: Ator - You can lead a horse to water but it’s the rider that gets drunk at the pub…
Third: Michael - Warning Label: “Operate your Horse only in an open, well ventilated space as fumes can cause serious illness or death. Keep away from open flames or sparks.”
Honorable Mention:
charles austin - Mongo picked the wrong horse to punch this time.
Mark - No sense beating a dead
horseman…Gollum - Horse: “Hay!”
Bithead - Apparently, someone helped Jack off his horse.
Timmer - Once again the rumor that Kevin Aylward and Rodney Dill are the same person ran rampant through the internet.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Don Imus’ next chance at a radio show salvaged his career due to his award winning contest — “Horse, Jack-Ass, or John Kerry.”
the new Geico ad — “So Simple Even A Horse Can Do It” — was also a miserable failure
Lessons in marketing — Godiva Savings and Loans found themselves facing financial ruin for only employing one-half of the iconic pair.
Eventually Ned was glad he’d received a Quarter-horse in change instead of five Buffalo nickels.
Unfortunately for the Lone Ranger, Silver had never been trained in the Heimlich Maneuver
DRUDGEBREAKING: Rosie O’Donnell seen leaving ABC after salary negotiations brokedown. Rosie wanted a yet undisclosed amount per appearance on ‘The View.’ ABC stated her value was a load of horse hooey. In her haste to depart Rosie inadvertantly stomped the visiting Donald Trump to death. Developing…
The 
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Comments are Closed
Attribute the win to a Bit of Horse sense.
(ducking)