....I am going to get one more wife.

You think you have cause to complain. Wait until gas is $10.00 a gallon and then bitch.

Bite me. (?)

Smiling. I do love humor.

Tammy

"Yes, it's true, I'm going to sponsor one more Canonball Run!"

Yes. I, too, voted the boy off. It is a shame what happened to Melinda Doolittle.

One is the loneliest Arabic number that you ever knew.

Now, if you'll excuse me this condition has persisted for more than four hours and I must consult my physician.

I'm Humpty, I wanna...

Which way will the gas prices to be going this summer?

The Clash, they are number one in my book. "Rock the Casbah" makes me dance like Mohamed on a pogo stick.

"Even I confess that our fashion sense is awful. Hah! What your children will be wearing one day."

"Want cheap gas?... Pull my finger."

It only takes me one drink to get loaded, unfortunately I don't remember if it's the 13th or 14th......

Ever wondered why Saudi Arabia had such a low population? Look at this picture of a singles night in Riyadh.

"Prince Salman, which way are gas prices going to go?"

or

Prince Salman begins his sign language answer to the question, "Did the US win its effort to cut oil prices?"

Where's Waldo?

The Saudi oil minister gave a subtle hint as to which way he thinks oil prices will be heading in the near term.

No, for the last time, I am not Jamie Farr!

Haha, I thought it was L for Liberal not loser, hehe.....

1. "Who was the greatest WWF Champion of all time? The Iron Sheik, of course!"

2. The owner of Jiffy Park shows how to get rich by renting out customer's vehicles to prostitutes.

1) Why Yes I have just financed Johnny Depp's new movie. You wanna know the name? Pirates of the Arabian Sea.

2) You wanted an answer? Why, it's as plain as the nose on my face.

3) Yeah I found that funny! "How do you tell an Arabian woman from a man, she's the one wearing the burqua." I've never heard that one before!

"The food was mediocre, but these table cloths are fabulous!

"Go ahead. Laugh! One day your family will dress this way."

Prince Salman needs to work on his "Hook 'Em Horns" hand signs.

Missed it by that much.

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

"I finally found out why Americans always laugh when I introduce myself!"

-- Prince Salman bin Abdul-Aziz

"Please excuse. I'll be right back..(ahem)..after..How you say? Number one".

This time we play checkers on MY head.

Oh I won't answer that, because "What happens in Riyadh stays in Riyadh."

"This season I think the Mecca Beheaders will go all the way to the World Series!"

I Shiite you not! (Someone had to say it!)

"Check, please!"

"I did not have sex with that woman."

"Yes, I'll take one of everything."

"You know that universal sign using the middle finger? Well, we do it like this."

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

"Man,the pictures in these caption contests are really getting weak! Excuse me,my camel is in heat and I am turgid.Can't miss an opportunity like that, heh,heh.You know what I mean, do ya,do ya? Well DO YA PUNK!?!"

That infidel Dill maybe number 1 in caption contests, but I sir are number I in beheading contests.

Visit: Bodgey Bagels latest Caption Contest:

Mr Bagel

I just said, "Jump!" Now you are supposed to say, "How high?"

No, the headress is not white with red checks, it's red with white checks.

"For you, pretty lady, I break all the rules. Eat pork, drink, go to Vegas! Even sing Christmas carols. Have nice voice. 'Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.'"

One more question, then I must go. I am nose-modeling for a "Joe Camel" advertisement.

"America be berry, berry, good to me."