Movie Sequel: 'Weekend at Dubya's'

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

I say Lord take me downtown, I'm just lookin' for some Tush.

Golly Mr. Cyclops, you can still fry 'em at your age!

The next day Stevie Wonder re-thought his decision to follow in the footsteps of Michael Jackson.

I'm the Ice Man

Wait a minute... which one of up will be flying the cargo plane out of Hong Cong?

Bush stated that if you thought his administration had been spending money like a drunken sailor before, you haven't seen anything yet.

In an effort to reduce costs, the secret service is no longer providing 24 hour a day protection, but instead providing "an impenetrable disguise" to keep the president safe.

It's all Bush's fault ... that the chief lost his hair.

In a touching moment, the young leader of a native American tribe, the president and a senior petty officer all mugged for the cameras as the band played "Hail to the chief".

And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses

Bush - Mental Note - "Must tell Jeb presidential shmoozing is really fun. He'll like it when his turn comes."

"Get ya some Blu Blockers"

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

"It's so cool gettin' my picture taken with Tom Cruise an' Judge Mills Lane!"

Mr. Bush: "I think she's lost that lovin' feelin'."

Cadet: "No she hasn't, Mr. President ... I hate it when she does that."

Baby, baby ... I get down on my knees for you ... if you would only love me like you used to do yeah.

Guy On Left - "Heck, I expected to lose my hat. Part of the ceremony. But I truly love those sunglasses!"

Elliott beat me to it.

Bush explores post-Presidential options by auditioning for the Village People

"It's so cool gettin' my picture taken with Tom Cruise an' Judge Mills Lane"

I thought it was Tom Cruise and Patrick Stewart

"Well young feller, I can see why they call ya 'Maverick' with that Top Gun look, but why do they call your daddy here ..GGGOOOOOOOOOSSSSEE!!!"

1. W: "To all of you graduating today, mission accomplished!

2. And here's the cast for "Top Gun II": Tom Cruise, George Bush and Patrick Steward. John Edwards will act as Cruise's stunt double.

3. W: "What? We aren't being broadcast on MTV? Here kid, have your shades back...Laura!..."

New campaign poster for Bush to the Republican base with this caption: " You want border security? Up yours!"

Promo for the sequel Thumb Wars: A New Dope. Steve Oedekerk could not be reached for comment.

(Moments before, off-stage) "Mr. President, how was Tailhook?"

I'm taking Senator Reid's advice and pulling my thumb out of my ass. See?

"I call him mini-me."

"Yea, opposable thumbs, it's what separates from the chimps and other apes."

"All together now: Y.M.C.A...we were dancing at the..Y.M.C.A."

We're on a Mission from God.

Twenty years from now, there's gonna be a crop of General Officers with the coolest "I-Love-Me Walls" ever!

I thought it was Tom Cruise and Patrick Stewart

D'oh!!!

It was the uniform that threw me off -- it didn't look Starfleety enough.

Bush: "Damn these photo-ops, Mr Thumb hurts like hell..."

Tap, tap, tap. Sir? Mr. President? The parade ended an hour ago, Sir.

Tammy

Bush - "Son, no gestures from you. Just keep your thumbs on the nu-cu-lar 'football.'"