Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, June 18, 2007 · 4 comments

The Out Of This World Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

I had to be brutal in picking the winners, there were many deserving captions.

(AP Photo/Justin Norton)

The Winners:

First: Cowboy Blob – Mister Kucinich! Your ride is here!

Second: Kenny – All your ISS are belong to us.

Third(tie): Gollum – Gork blew a .14, proving that there IS such a thing as an “illegal alien.”

Third(tie): Bithead – Bumper sticker: This ship brakes for black holes and temporal disunities.

Honorable Mention:

LJD – Nancy Pelosi Demands Free Military Air Travel for Adult Children of Congress

yetanotherjohn – Take me to your Z-visa processing leader.

charles austin – “I’m here to do the jobs Earthlings won’t do.”

elliot – Bumper Sticker: “How’s my driving?” Phone Home

William d’Inger – Another illegal immigrant demands universal healthcare.

Phil Smith – “I should not have allowed Zaphod to serve me that third Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.”

Tara – I too have a crush on Obama

Su Berton – It seems Michael Jackson found a new plastic surgeon

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Toldya we shouldn’t have tried to probe Billy Joel.”

“Oh drat these computers, they’re so naughty and so complex. I could pinch them!”

“I guess 186,000 miles per second isn’t just a good idea.”

“Would you like to hear a little more Vogon poetry?”

“Amnesty… Amnesty… ”

The Monday Contest has already violated Asimov’s three laws.