Outside the Beltway

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1. Hodink says:
   Monday, 23 July 2007 at 10:08

   “Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble. Hey, I’m Bored. Let’s Boil A Muggle.”
2. Kenny says:
   Monday, 23 July 2007 at 10:09

   “I’m going to regret this when it comes time for my Senior Prom, aren’t I?”
3. Bithead says:
   Monday, 23 July 2007 at 10:14

   * No, you have to stand in the corner too.

   * Magic users have Crystal Balls

   * Yes i know love spells… and no…they can’t help YOU

   * What type of magic, an I in? I’m in computer support!
4. markm says:
   Monday, 23 July 2007 at 10:15

   “sigh…yes Mr De Groot, the hardest part about being an Ohio State student is going home and telling my mom and dad that i’m gay”

   🙂 sorry, college football on the brain this morning.
5. charles austin says:
   Monday, 23 July 2007 at 10:41

   He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Dated
6. G.A.Phillips says:
   Monday, 23 July 2007 at 11:40

   momma don’t let your boy wizards grow up to be liberals…….
7. floyd says:
   Monday, 23 July 2007 at 12:40

   France,yes,we are from France. Now let’s consume mass quantities!
8. Lindy R. Dole says:
   Monday, 23 July 2007 at 13:14

   “Are you sure this is how Dan Akroyd got his start?”
9. Timmer says:
   Monday, 23 July 2007 at 14:03

   Mom told me this may be the best day of my life.

   I think I want to kill myself.
10. John Burgess says:
    Monday, 23 July 2007 at 14:26

    The YouTube Presidential Debates were off to a solid start….
11. Alan Kellogg says:
    Monday, 23 July 2007 at 16:30

    1. The new head gear for pinheads was not successful.

    2. Why keeping rabbits in your hat is not a good idea.

    3. Were it not for the glasses…

    4. On the other hand, Roger Moore complained that his wizard’s hat was a bit too small.

    5. Why you reserve enlarge spells for anatomy and not haberdashery.

    6. Today the New York Times revealed that al Queda was using young boys to smuggle missle nosecones into the country.
12. Bithead says:
    Monday, 23 July 2007 at 22:13

    * Look, the only prop Ronnie Howard ever had to use at this age was a bloody fishing pole…
13. Cowboy Blob says:
    Tuesday, 24 July 2007 at 18:07

    I’m just doing this to meet hot Wiccan chicks!
14. Cowboy Blob says:
    Tuesday, 24 July 2007 at 18:10

    Liam van der Stadt, 12th Level Transmuter, popular Dungeonmaster, Bedwetter.
15. Scott_T says:
    Tuesday, 24 July 2007 at 19:28

    1) Obama’s liberal views are exposed to all when he says, “That boy needs some ‘appropriate’ sexual education.”

    2) Boy: “I stood in line for hours for the new Harry Potter book, and all that happened was that I was tagged and released, with no book! What’s up with that?”
16. charles austin says:
    Wednesday, 25 July 2007 at 11:10

    A little touch of Harry in the night.
17. John says:
    Wednesday, 25 July 2007 at 14:34

    Glad to be lost in the crowd, Doug Feith started to wonder if his “stable democracy” spell may have faltered.
18. Stormy Dragon says:
    Wednesday, 25 July 2007 at 18:48

    Q: What do you get when you cross Leslie Phillips with Donald Gibb?
    A: A hat that screams “NEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDSSSSSS!!!!!”
19. Gollum says:
    Thursday, 26 July 2007 at 19:53

    Delayed and bored, Harry passed time gripping his wand and thinking of Hermione.