Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, July 23, 2007 · 2 comments

The I coulda been a contendah Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

pic 1 (AP Photo/Carlos Osorio)

pic 2 (AP Photo/Carlos Osorio)

The Winners:

First: Gollum – Hillary – – eyeing Kucinich – – “Thanks, but I think I’ve got something else in mind.”

Second: charles austin – “Missed it by that much, in 2004.”

Third: elliot – From the Democratic Candidate Handbook Page 4, Paragraph 2 — ‘Always try to catch your opponent in a lie’

Honorable Mention:

Alan Kellogg – Edwards: “I prefer vienna sausages myself.” Kucinich: “It’s kielbasas or nothing for this boy!”

charles austin – Senator Clinton really started having second thoughts about attending any more debates when Senator Edwards and Congressman Kucinich started talking their personal experiences with alien probes.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Actually that should read King Cong.”

“…and emergency exits may be found along both sides of the spacecraft, now place your trays and seats in upright positions and prepare for liftoff.”

Later John Edwards was reported to have said, “Oh, I thought we were comparing carbon footprints.”

The Monday Contest has already put a spell on you.