Caption Contest Winners
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Rodney Dill | Monday, September 3, 2007 |
The Do You Have Any Grey Poupon Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/EyePress)
The Winners:
First: Gollum - Dieter Zetsche’s job prospects had fallen mightily since the whole Chrysler debacle.
Second: Steven Taylor - Mike Holmgren gets a new endorsement deal.
Third: Paul Barnes - So environmentally friendly, even Rosie O’Donnell endorses it.
Honorable Mention:
Phil Smith - “I’m telling you, the finish on this car is absolutely impenetrable. As you can see, it’s been sealed.”
John425 - Seal says: You like me! You REALLY, REALLY like me!!!
yetanotherjohn - New evidence of dangerous faults with North Korea’s nuclear program surfaced across the border in China.
Hermoine - “Greetings everyone. I’ve just come from the restroom where I enthusiastically engaged in inappropriate conduct.”
Bithead - Don’t the women all get prettier at closing time?
Stormy Dragon - The used car looked well cared for, but it later turned out to have a defective seal.
Dave schuler - (Lingerie-wearing elephant seal optional)
elliot - Oh good, my sardine and anchovie pizza is here. I’m famished.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
DRUDGEBREAKING: Enumclaw Motors offers car with tight seals. Developing…
Walter was awarded the car. but was later arrested for transporting illegal levels of fish in a mercury
A big fish aficionado was only bidder on the former Paris Hilton car.
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Thanks, Rod!