Caption Contest Winners
The Do You Have Any Grey Poupon Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/EyePress)
The Winners:
First: Gollum – Dieter Zetsche’s job prospects had fallen mightily since the whole Chrysler debacle.
Second: Steven Taylor – Mike Holmgren gets a new endorsement deal.
Third: Paul Barnes – So environmentally friendly, even Rosie O’Donnell endorses it.
Honorable Mention:
Phil Smith – “I’m telling you, the finish on this car is absolutely impenetrable. As you can see, it’s been sealed.”
John425 – Seal says: You like me! You REALLY, REALLY like me!!!
yetanotherjohn – New evidence of dangerous faults with North Korea’s nuclear program surfaced across the border in China.
Hermoine – “Greetings everyone. I’ve just come from the restroom where I enthusiastically engaged in inappropriate conduct.”
Bithead – Don’t the women all get prettier at closing time?
Stormy Dragon – The used car looked well cared for, but it later turned out to have a defective seal.
Dave schuler – (Lingerie-wearing elephant seal optional)
elliot – Oh good, my sardine and anchovie pizza is here. I’m famished.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
DRUDGEBREAKING: Enumclaw Motors offers car with tight seals. Developing…
Walter was awarded the car. but was later arrested for transporting illegal levels of fish in a mercury
A big fish aficionado was only bidder on the former Paris Hilton car.
The 
Monday Contest is now learning hand signals.
Thanks, Rod!