Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(Seth Wenig/Reuters)
Winners will be announced Tuesday PM (delayed one day)
Also there wil be no OTB Caption Jam this weekend as I will be without internet access.
(Seth Wenig/Reuters)
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Tuesday PM (delayed one day)
Also there wil be no OTB Caption Jam this weekend as I will be without internet access.
Christopher Dodd and Hillary Clinton share a moment following Tuesday night’s Democratic presidential candidate debate.
When Zombie met Sally
What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a place like this?
Let’s get out of here. There are a bunch of stiffs at this party.
Your plot or mine?
Hmmm, let’s see….34B.
“That’s some hickey you’ve got there…” “Taken a good look in the mirror lately, buddy?.”
And in other news, Sen. Larry Craig has opened a straight, gay, bi and transgendered chain of restrooms called Sex Pot with appropriate signs and signals posted on the entry door. Tap tap. Howl!
The bar had reached that magical time when the number of drinks is added to the prospective pick ups hottie rating to produce a pair of 10’s meeting.
364 days out of the year the girls all rejected him, but he was a babe magnet that one night every year.
There really are no winners in a divorce, but sometimes the survivors meet and can comfort each other.
They did the monster mash. It was a graveyard smash.
What kind of guy tries to pick up a one night stand when she is all bloody? Oh yeah, him.
Dittos Rush
1) Who let the ghouls out, Who, Who? (OK, OK I’ve used similar ones before, it fits, sue me.) :p
2) Ah the after-effects of what happens when the Nutroots turn on each other. Sweet ambrosia.
3) I’ve had my eye on you. I want it back now.
Yeah I’m sure you’ve seen me before, I was in Shaun of the Dead and Resident Evil: Apocalypse, and you? (stupid Zombie celebrity pickup line)
She: What do you find most attractive about me?
He: BRAINS!!!
“I’ll see you on the Senate floor, Edwards.” “Right back at you, Hillary.”
(DavidD took my first thought.)
Nobel Prize winner Al Gore and conservative pundit Ann Coulter exchange niceties.
I think I have to go with Bob Hope on this one:
Foo, the comments don’t like embeds. I guess I’ll have to settle for a link.
I think I have to go with Bob Hope on the one:
Bob Hope on Zombies
Twice rejected but undaunted, Ron Paul fights for admission to the Flat Earth Society’s Halloween party.
All right….I think I’m down to 5 reasons now on why your “NO†may still be a “yes ..shall we review…..
Fred’s deadpan humor was a hit with the ghouls.
Tipper and Al have their first dance at the University of Tennessee Halloween party. Always the social misfits, they forgot to wear costumes.
Hey, lady – tell it to the hand!
“I word of advise. . .Don’t eat any of the Fonzi there. I think, I’m gonna hurl.”
“Tofu is not the same as brains!”
Girl asking-“Why have you just eaten your glove puppet.”?