Congress' latest withdrawal plan - redeploy troops to American playgrounds to keep bullies at bay.

Dateline Detroit: In it's bid to not be out done Detroit regains the title as America's most dangerous city from underdog St. Louis. Detroit hip-hop Mayor Qwame Kilpatrik in a counter PR measure deploys the National Guard to Detroit's playgrounds to ensure at least someone uses the playground equipment before it is stolen for scrap metal.

tin snips and a spreader sir, one less rocket launcher and one more slide.

It's 2009 and President Hillary Clinton insists it takes a platoon to raise a child in Baghdad

Even a strong US troop presence failed to reverse Iraq's downward slide.

Democrat alternative to waterboarding undergoes testing.

"OK corporal, you can go next. But take your boots off."

The Army's newest weapon, the MK 4 mod 2 slide undegoes rigorous testing.

"That's us, Rex. We're sliding downhill."

John Kerry and Robert Levy's true Viet Nam deployments were exposed today . . .

Not only did our troops paint this school, we even installed a slide.

Whether that kid breaks his ass on that cement block is no concern to us….we’re here to check off another successful project via Halliburton….

"Sir, we left the slide out in the sun all day like you said, but he's still not talking."

With the continued improvement in security, US troops are being seconded to schools as crossing guards and playground monitors.

Just think Bill, if we were on a UN detail we could get some of that.

Since Al Qaeda won't come out and play...

The marines found the playground taunting to be much more intellectually rich than listening to the left debate the war on Iraq.

9 out of 10 liberals declared this was torture.

A metal slide? What kind of monster are you?!

Troops look on as Obama strategist demonstrates "surge 'n slide away" techniques.

Hugo Chavez orders Venezuelan troops to round up dissidents. "Playgrounds are an imperialist American tool", he says.

Army Corps of Engineers troops evaluate new, FEMA-designed device as a potential "people mover" for next New Orleans flood.

After undergoing quality testing under the watchful eyes of U.S. troops, this slide was installed at the White House for the President's amusment.

1) Guy on left to guy on right:
"So what does Congress have in common with the boy?"
"They are both sliding downhill."

2) Guy on right to guy on left:
"So why are we making this kid go down this slide again?"
"To teach him the slippery slope which we troops call torture."
"So what's next?"
"Nerf bats masquerading as batons."

3) Guy on left:
"I hate guarding Marine projects."
Guy on right:
"How do you know it was built by the Marines?"
Guy on left:
"All the pieces were bought from Home Depot and not delievered by a Murthanian contractor."

Army recruiters struggle to meet quarterly quotas.

1. The TSA has gone overboard with playground security.

2. “You already know you’re not a threat — show us!” TSA officials hard at work in America's playgrounds.

3. "Base of slide secure, Sergeant. No IEDs."

4. "Compared to Fallujah, this detail is nothing."

5. "OK, now that we are done here, let's go escort Cheney's hunting party."

Waiting to play on the slide....
must be why they are call the
infantry.