Wow, mom's got a new hairstyle

Hey! I thought I sent Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court!

The President's fantasy blow-up doll -- a voter who won't abandon him in an election year.

Wow! Is that really Rudy's new outfit?

I thought that guy looked familiar ....

Image link, photo, for above caption.

Bush: "I thought Maxine Waters was a black chick."

What is Madeline Albright doing here?

My mistake. That's not Albright, it's Janet Reno!

Come here, be my Monica.

"George, has the White House aged me?"

"No Laura; no more than it has my mom and dad."
(tries not to snicker).

"Didn't I see you last week in a ground hog costume?"

The first case of tertiary BDS appeared today at a mall in Hoboken...

Fading Beauty- Ann Coulter, circa Jan. 2009

You never realize how much older than George Bush Hillery looks until you see them together.

I personally think it's kind of sweet that McCain's mom has a framed picture of George Bush on her wall.

In related news, George Bush was arrested for peeping into old lady's windows today.

The New York Times was rocked today when it turned out that the 'Mrs. Grundig' the paper has quoted 973 times in the last seven years as a 'life long republican who is sick of how George Bush has ruined our country' was in fact a ventriloquist's dummy.

A White House spokesperson denied that the two were romantically linked.

The George Bush fan club mourned the passing of it's president and founder today. Maxine, the other fan club member, vowed to continue.

Is Reuters just following their style guide or did they really feel they needed to identify that "Maxine" was the one on the left?

"Excuse me, I said EXCUSE ME BLIND LADY!!....you're going to the bathroom in the broom closet"

FYI.... No link to new caption contest, when you click "contest" in the menu bar on top - Elliot

Reports of a ridiculous cartoon figure roaming the halls at CPAC were confirmed today by this lady . . . .

Thanks elliot, I had it tagged right, I just forgot to type in the title 'Caption Contest'

Bush Derangement Syndrome types offer this as further proof of Bush's infidelity.

No problem, you're welcome. You would have caught it eventually anyway. - Elliot

Ron Paul will go to any length to meet President Bush.

GWB: "It's Maxine! I lover her strip! I'm gonna go get her autograph!"

lover => love (above)

"Didn't I see you last week in a ground hog costume?"
Posted by Chip

Dang it Chip! You stole my idea!!! Maybe we can start a running gag. Although "running gag" is what you'd do if you ever saw Helen Thomas nekkid.

What evil-doers made this doll look like dear old mom?

Bush counters Hillary's appearance on the Hallmark Channel with an appearance on the Shoebox Channel

The BDS rumours were true after all .... Bush is a cyborg controlled by outer space puppets with cotton candy hair.

Please no more pictures of grandma's Bush.

Hush everyone….I have the creepy feeling that someone is eavesdropping….

FOX News Alert:
Monica--Clinton's daughter figure.
Maxine--Bush's mother figure.
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"Look buddy, I don't care who you think you are. A photo with Maxine is $5. Pay up."