Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Tuesday, February 19, 2008 · 1 comment

The Batteries Not Included Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/Getty Images/Win McNamee)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: John Burgess – Sen. Clinton pays particular attention during her tour of the Diebold voting machine factory.

Second: Fritz – Interesting. But can I tax it?

Third: FormerHostage – Man! Those T-800’s really look lifelike!

HONORABLE MENTION

charles austin – Domo arigato Mr. Superdelegato

DL – Oh goodie. It’s made in my favorite country -China!”

elliot – Hmmm, so that’s how they made ‘hanging chads’…

Bithead – Ya know, I’ll bet Bill and Roger could use this for processing coke…

Elmo – What am I looking at again?

William d’Inger – Dammit, I thought I’d be wearing that crown by now.

markm – Hillary: “SO, you say this Binford Extreme Super Delegate generator really works?. Can it make only confirmed non-waffling SD’s??.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Hmmm the press is losing interest, maybe I better tear up while watching this.”

Sen. Clinton receiving her Hillcare prescribed 50,000 mile lube.

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It went zip when it moved and bop when it stopped and whir when it stood still…
I never knew just what is was, but it sure would’ve voted for Bill.
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“What? A stain? Dammit Bill’s been here already too.”

The Tuesday Contest has already befuddled another superdelegate.