A one and a two ...

Well we know where were goin
But we don't know where we've been

Were on a road to nowhere ...

In exchange for an honorary donation, in West Virginia, Clinton's campaign began offering rides on the Hillarymobile. But with few takers.

Out of gas and out of ideas (the time to exercise the most caution). The National Weather Service today issued a jumping shark advisory.

* Figure 1: How to be sure you'll get rammed by a tractor-trailer

"And here's a little number you can count on. Sure seen some better days, but man, it just never stops runnin'."

After many long and winding roads, dead end streets, uphills, downhills, traveling through many states, logging many miles, low on fuel and dodging sniper fire...the car is still running too.

"When I said I wanted Hillary on the hood of a car, I meant face down."

Every Car maker's worst nightmare

I thought the spoiler went on the back.

Meanwhile, Obama's face is painted on the hood of the steamroller.

Oscar Meyer isn't the ONLY one with a Weiner-Mobile!

These headlights actually look better than the real ones.

The side photo shows the car on cinder blocks.

On the sideview: OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY NOW IN FRONT

On the sideview: OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY NOW IN FRONT

OR
Objects in Mirror, are farther ahead than they appear.

Hillary - "I'd like to trade this car in and get a new one. Have you got a Popemobile on the lot?"

Oddly enough, the car's horn honks to the tune of Ludacris's "Move Bitch Get Out the Way."

I keep telling you these hybrids ain't worth a shit!

Hillary leaves her mark on the world.

eBay .... shop victoriously!

That dog there she won't hunt .... but if ya gives her just a little more time? Well then mebbe she'll rollover and play dead for ya.

Running on fumes, held together with baling wire and duct tape ... the junkyard beckons.

Hillary's Car Mistaken for Terrorist Vehicle

Well, it's faster than a handbasket.

NASCAR shows off its new lead car. Comes with throwable ashtrays.

This car is designed for the pits.

No chequered flag - just a chequered past.

The first bird to crap on this car will end up in Ft.Marcy Park.

Now we know she has more nuts than Obama.

After drinking those shots and beers with the Pennsylvannia miners, Hillary decided to head further south.

Yugo makes another try at selling cars in America.

The lawsuit hinges on whether the paint shop fulfilled it's contract to 'pimp my ride'.

What is really sad is she looks better than in real life.

Its the dangdest thing. Every time the car pulls ahead in the race, it starts to falter. But as soon as the other car pull ahead, it starts firing on all cylinders and starts running well.

Hey, it beats the balloon animal Hillary.

A Ronulan switches sides.

Death Proof II

Not even David Hasselhoff would touch this one.

No, we can't.

Earl Scheib just raised his prices.

Believe it or not,
I started to worry,
I wondered if I had enough class.
But it was Saturday night,
I guess that makes it all right.
And you say, baby, have you got enough gas?
Oh yeah!
Little red jacket...

Yeah, it's got a demi.

Yeah, it's got a dhimmi.

Trampled Underfoot.

All of a sudden in a wink of an eye,
An Obama sedan passed us by.
I said, "Boys, that's a mark for me!"
By then the tail light was all you could see...

(Wish I had time to do the whole song.)

Disney rejected Pixar's idea for Cars 2: The Presidential Race.

Fahrvegnugen becomes Fuhgeddaboutit!

The Mercedes No Class.

Will never be confused with a Hummer.

Hey, the 2016 models are already out!

Go fast, turn left.

Unsafe at any speed.

Now we know why Hillary was paying close attention to learn how to pump gas last week.

Message: I car.

(I sure hope I have time to get back to the Hot Rodham Clinton later...)

Daughter Chelsea pimps her ride for the West Virgina campaign.

Parked under their tree, the Obamabirds were gonna have a field day!

Hell on wheels.

Can't we use the Lemon Law to deal with this?

I understand the Chautauqua city council just convened an emergency meeting to outlaw parking on the street.

The University of West Virginia has a parting gift for Rich Rodriguez.

Chautauqua city council update: No parking on the street or driveway if it can be seen by the public.

"It's not the years honey, it's the miles."

"Oh yeah, about that $2,000 for any trade-in..."

The Decepticons are becoming easier to spot every day.

I been warped by the pain, driven by the show,
I'm punked and dirty, don't ya know, and I'm still, willin'.
Out on the road late at night,
Seein' Obama's malice in every head light.
Malice, Barack's malice.

I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari,
Tehachapi to Tonapah.
Workin' every votin' rig that's ever been made.
Bought off superdelegates that shouldn't have strayed.
And if you give me a lead, whites, and whine,
And you show me a sign,
I'll be willin' to be movin'.

I've been blown by the wind, mobbed by broadsheets,
Had my head stoved in, but I'm still on my feet,
And I'm still in a whole lot of trouble.
Now I struggled with jokes and folks from New Mexico,
Screwed by Judas every time I go to New Mexico.
And I'm still...

And I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari,
Tehachapi to Tonapah.
Workin' every votin' rig that's ever been made.
Bought off superdelegates that shouldn't have strayed.
And if you give me a lead, whites, and whine,
And you show me a sign,
I'll be willin' to be movin'.

Say, pop the hood on this baby and let's see what she . . . . well, on second thought maybe don't.

West Virginian 1: Say, that's a real purty painting on that vee-hicle there.
West Virginian 2: Aww, Clem, you say that about any girl with teeth.
West Virginian 1: Girl, hell, his name's Larry! Says right on the front ayund!

Some Cars Are Born Bad. Others Are Humiliated Into It.

She's the Devil Incarnate. She's Christine Hillary. Body by Plymouth. Soul by Satan.

Ah hain't never gone t' bed wid no ugly car, but ah sho' woke up wid one.

Bumper sticker on back: "In case of rapture, oh sorry, you're looking for the Obamessiah"

Operation Chaos strikes again.

Amazingly, even with a big rear end it still gets no traction.

Nice, um, necklace.

Almost heavin', West Virginia...

Its got four on the floor, and six in the trunk.

Smile, you're on Candid Camaro!

Now we know what replaced "The Bitbox"

charles austin's Hillary obsession heads for NASCAR

The World's First Ego Powered Automobile (Cap The Wells The Energy Crisis Is Over)

Zero to leading candidate .... and back again, in two years. Posh ... accept no substitutes. Now with zero down and low, low monthly payments (see your dealer for details).

While some thought the gas tax suspension was rather naked politicking. Others were less than enthralled with President Clinton's prerequisite, of affixing the giant exemption sticker, on the hood of their cars.

Hmmm. This must be a takeoff on National Lampoon's Radio Dinner... the cut "Profiles in Chrome"...

When the Democrats nominate a Pontiac GTO for the '72 Presidential election, Nixon counters by transforming himself into a car. The piece ends with America The Beautiful played on car horns

*And in the back, a huge trunk, cleaverly hidden by a beige pantsuit.

Now we know what replaced "The Bitbox"

Ah, low blow.
(God, I miss that van...)

Hmmmm...Hillary has "bumpers". Who knew?

Original owner drove for 35 years, only from the back seat and only turned left.

On the other hand Ellen Degeneres showed some interest in a car with her picture on it.

Man I shoulda checked Car Facisimile first.

Despite recent racially insensitive remarks Da Hood continues to show strong support for Senator Clinton.

How to ensure there will be hail damage the next time this baby rolls out of the garage.

Dude...like, I only dropped two tabs, but it was like a thousand bumblebees started flying around my head, man, and I saw the face of god and I started painting it on the closest thing...now my mom is gonna be pissed so-o-o bad!

Te dream of many Republicans... Hillary Clinton as a hood orniment.

Ram tough! I'm going to ram my way to the White House.