Caption Contest Winners
The Cash and Kerry Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First(tie): Timmer – Kerry thought bubble: At least it didn’t take me 16 months to beat a girl.
First(tie): Wyatt Earp – “A lot of Republicans call me a one-trick pony. Well, there’s only one horse in this Party and it’s . . . oh, he’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
Second: Elmo – If you vote for me, Susan Sarandon won’t hafta move to Canada. Please do it for the children of Hollywood!
Third: William d’Inger – As my Secretary Of Da Fence, he will organize the Bureau Of Medal Pitchin’.
HONORABLE MENTION
DaveD – We’re down to just two finalists in the “Please think of me as the next John F. Kennedy” contest.
charles austin – John Kerry caught in an awkward moment of deciding to clap after not clapping, or deciding not to clap after clapping. Maintaining the viability of a future candidacy is such a tremendous burden for a nuanced man.
Bithead – The “I have a nightmare” speech
John425 – “…and if I had ANY military records, I wouldn’t release them either.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Kerry: “I threw my American flag lapel pin away with my medals.”
Obama: “…and I decided not to wear a flag lapel, before I decided to wear one.”
Kerry: “You da man.”
The 
Monday Contest is ready for the Texas Two-step.
