Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, August 14, 2008 · 4 comments

The Rally Scoring Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Bithead – Wait here, Girls. I’ll go get my speedo…

Second: John425 – Bush: “OK. It’s 3rd and long. Misty-you break right, I’ll fake a punt, and Kerri, you…”

Third: bains – …yeah, but my daughters can drink you under the table!

HONORABLE MENTION

Cowboy Blob – Hey Ms. Walsh, is that “W” on yer backside fer someone we both know?

markm – Bush: “Lets cut to the chase, no matter how this turns out, I’ll say i’m wanting a paternity test and you two say you don’t want one…that will buy us a day or two before the media covers us like a blanket”

William d’Inger – We know it’s got lots of sun and sand, Mr. President, but Riyadh is not on our schedule.

charles austin – The photographer strategically positioned Keri Walsh to spare the president any further embarrassment.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Confucius say, ‘Woman with head in sand, have crack up.’

So its really NUCLEAR… No shit.

‘Well it is hot and we wouldn’t mind you being our Commander in Briefs, but what would the MSM say?’

“Spike their commie asses.”

“I don’t even want to know where the sand gets to.”

“So you think Rally Scoring would work in Congress?”

“Well as Rumsy would say, you go to the Olympics with the team you have…”

The Thursday Contest hasn’t found the ‘droids its looking for.