Another Prison Torture Scandal
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Leopold Stotch | Thursday, August 4, 2005 |
Inmates Complain After 5 Turkey Dinners (AP)
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. – Five straight turkey dinners prompted El Paso County jail inmates to go on a brief hunger strike. The inmates refused to eat Saturday, arguing that meals such as turkey chili mac, turkey a la king, turkey stew and turkey sausage were unnecessarily cruel.
Dick Durbin is believed to be preparing a statement on this atrocity.
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This sooo reminds me of A Christmas Story:
The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey A La King! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone, ALL GONE!
That reads like an Onion piece to me. Hard for me to believe it's true. I guess sometimes reality is funnier than comedy.
Mark, in your honor I had duck for dinner tonight ...
When I worked at a jail, they served balogna or PBJ sandwiches every single day.
I think those inmates would have preferred a few days of turkey.
I think the moral to this story is if you want to control what you eat, don't commit any crimes.
Can I claim child abuse because we had to eat leftovers?
Had duck, eh? But did you sing the carrol?
Deck the Harrs with Barrs of Horry...
Fa ra ra ra ra....ra ra ra ra!
No, I forgot to sing, but I would have sworn that the bird was staring right at me.
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