Comments on: Another Prison Torture Scandal

By: Leopold Stotch

Leopold Stotch — Fri, 05 Aug 2005 17:53:13 +0000

No, I forgot to sing, but I would have sworn that the bird was staring right at me.

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 05 Aug 2005 17:41:30 +0000

Had duck, eh? But did you sing the carrol?

Deck the Harrs with Barrs of Horry...
Fa ra ra ra ra....ra ra ra ra!

By: ICallMasICM

ICallMasICM — Fri, 05 Aug 2005 12:18:42 +0000

Can I claim child abuse because we had to eat leftovers?

By: Just Me

Just Me — Fri, 05 Aug 2005 06:00:36 +0000

When I worked at a jail, they served balogna or PBJ sandwiches every single day.

I think those inmates would have preferred a few days of turkey.

I think the moral to this story is if you want to control what you eat, don't commit any crimes.

By: Leopold Stotch

Leopold Stotch — Fri, 05 Aug 2005 02:52:29 +0000

Mark, in your honor I had duck for dinner tonight ...

By: The Florida Masochist

The Florida Masochist — Fri, 05 Aug 2005 00:13:09 +0000

From the Silly News desk

Where is the ACLU for these Prisoners?

By: michael

michael — Fri, 05 Aug 2005 00:06:16 +0000

That reads like an Onion piece to me. Hard for me to believe it's true. I guess sometimes reality is funnier than comedy.

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 23:00:12 +0000

This sooo reminds me of A Christmas Story:

The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey A La King! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone, ALL GONE!