Apple iBoobs
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Leopold Stotch | Friday, October 14, 2005 |
Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman’s breast implants.
One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person’s whole music collection.
BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.
BT Laboratories’ analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.
According to The Sun he said: “It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful.”
hat tip: Cynical-C
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"I'm sorry Ma'am, I was just trying to change the station...."
"Show your playlists!"
How do you fast-forward?
"This song sucks."
Well, I thought it was a little hokey last week when I saw a girl using her boobs as an actual "rack" - storing both her ipod and her cell right up front with the gang. And I asked just how far can technology take us? Now I have the answer!
Will Freudians now accuse males who stare of having both oral and aural fixations?
Well, that's one way to get men to start listening to their wives.
As we noted here, "No word on the availabilty of the the real breakthrough product, the video iBoob, with âDesperate Housewivesâ downloads available 24Ã7. If a woman wanted her man to pay attention to her, she could just put on âMonday Night Football."
......and purple mountain's majesty
above the fruited plain......
Can they play duets?
Can't wait for dueling banjos!
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