Comments on: Apple iBoobs

By: This Blog Is Full Of Crap

This Blog Is Full Of Crap — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 14:00:19 +0000

Rackmounting

(Via OTB) Apparently, the future of breast implants is one of multifunctionality: Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants. One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music...

By: Insults Unpunished » I’ve Heard Of Racks Of Speakers Before….

Insults Unpunished » I’ve Heard Of Racks Of Speakers Before…. — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 04:40:54 +0000

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By: DL

DL — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 23:55:28 +0000

Can they play duets?

Can't wait for dueling banjos!

By: DL

DL — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 23:53:58 +0000

......and purple mountain's majesty
above the fruited plain......

By: A Senior Administration Official

A Senior Administration Official — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 23:43:50 +0000

As we noted here, "No word on the availabilty of the the real breakthrough product, the video iBoob, with âDesperate Housewivesâ downloads available 24Ã7. If a woman wanted her man to pay attention to her, she could just put on âMonday Night Football."

By: Kent

Kent — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 20:58:37 +0000

Well, that's one way to get men to start listening to their wives.

By: Bachbone

Bachbone — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 20:43:45 +0000

Will Freudians now accuse males who stare of having both oral and aural fixations?

By: panda man

panda man — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 20:40:49 +0000

Well, I thought it was a little hokey last week when I saw a girl using her boobs as an actual "rack" - storing both her ipod and her cell right up front with the gang. And I asked just how far can technology take us? Now I have the answer!

By: McGehee

McGehee — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:59:33 +0000

"This song sucks."

By: odograph

odograph — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:30:58 +0000

How do you fast-forward?

By: Laurence Simon

Laurence Simon — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 18:28:26 +0000

"Show your playlists!"

By: LJD

LJD — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 16:50:06 +0000

"I'm sorry Ma'am, I was just trying to change the station...."