Comments on: American Pie Star Natasha Lyonne Wanted for Dog Molestation

By: Fernando

Fernando — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 19:21:29 +0000

WouldnÂ´t be easier if she said: "IÂ´m going to fuck your dog."? Or "IÂ´m going to be fucked by your dog"? LOL

By: bryan

bryan — Tue, 19 Apr 2005 20:28:15 +0000

Yeah, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog" doesn't just roll off the tongue, does it?

By: mike

mike — Tue, 19 Apr 2005 18:21:30 +0000

I have been picturing her in her movies all day - thanks

By: Brian J.

Brian J. — Tue, 19 Apr 2005 17:36:10 +0000

It doesn't look like there's an actual charge of conspiracy to molest a dog, but that the charges stem from her bursting into the abode and making threats.

The threat does have the spice, though, ainna?

By: the Pirate

the Pirate — Tue, 19 Apr 2005 15:18:01 +0000

Wait a sec....its not Tara Reid?

By: Jack Tanner

Jack Tanner — Tue, 19 Apr 2005 15:14:14 +0000

The dog saw the picture of her and yelped 'Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!'

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 19 Apr 2005 15:06:39 +0000

"and this one time...at band camp..."

Yes, I realize Lyonne is not the band camp girl.

By: Steven Taylor

Steven Taylor — Tue, 19 Apr 2005 13:58:14 +0000

My question is: who phrases a threat like that?