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Kate | Thursday, December 15, 2005 |
“Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound — ‘Look, up in the sky,’ ‘It’s a bird,’ ‘It’s a plane,’ ‘It’s …. eh…. Martha… what are you staring at?’ ”
Superman’s Penis Is Too Big For The Cinema
The new Superman film is turning out to be a bigger challenge then anticipated.
The problem is the size of the new Supermanâs manhoodâ¦that is, his bulge is too big for cinema audiences.
Producers are worried that Brandon Routhâs packet in the new film may put audiences off as it is massive.
Bosses on the film are considering using digital technology to cover up the lunchbox in the new film âSuperman Returnsâ.
Speaking to The Sun, a source said: “It’s a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don’t want it up on the big screen.
“We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects.”
About the Author: Kate is a freelance commercial and automotive airbrush artist living in Saskatchewan, Canada. She was one of the original guest bloggers at OTB in November 2004 and soon joined the permanent stable, contributing through January 2007.
Eventually, she turned to writing full time at her own blog, small dead animals, which was voted the Best Canadian Blog in the 2004 Weblog Awards and has been generally considered that country's best blog ever since.
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You sure they didn't get Ron Jeremy by mistake?
Lindsay has FX issues, too, LOL
I'm remembering a tongue-in-cheek TV movie about the old Batman TV series. Apparently Burt Ward had the same, er, problem.
Unfortunately for him they didn't have the digital technology that exists today, so he had to wear a device that I'm pretty sure Senator McCain would have wanted outlawed.
Hey - they have lots of 'T&A' for the guys to ogle in movies - why can't we women get a bit of 'B' to ogle?
Yeah, that sort of thing can be a real problem.
Knocking over centerpieces on tables, getting it caught in car doors (really stings), knocking people over when you spin around too fast.
Yeah, I can sympathize.
So if they erase it, how does he prove he's a super man?
Oh, never mind.
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