First:physics geek – A band consisting of Chicago area voters gathered for a jam session.
Second: FormerHostage – The parade was led by the “Famous Supermodels” marching band.
Third:Wyatt Earp – Sadly, President Obama could not keep all of his skeletons in the closet.
HONORABLE MENTION
elliot – The band playing for the president had run of the White House facilities. After all they had a skeleton key.
Maggie Mama – Make no bones about it the Public Option is dead.
Zelsdorf Ragshaft III – Grateful dead playing the White House, with Garcia.
yetanotherjohn – Oh great, we elect the first black president and he has entertainers show up in white face.
FormerHostage – Tragedy struck as a pack of feral wiener dogs attacked and buried the drummer somewhere in the lawn.
G.A.Phillips – Ya sure the new President seems like a likable fellow, but whats with the mummy’s and skeletons popping out of ground every time he yawns and stretches out his arms?
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
It later became known as the Obam-ho-tep two step.
What’s black and white and dead all over?
The Rolling Stones are really starting to show their age.
Other Humor: Icanhascheezburger welcomes you to the kitteh cult. V the K always has the best pictures at Caption This!
I’ve been running the OTB Caption Contest since November 2004. So this month marks the 5th year of purveying moronic humor. With the exception of a few weeks each summer OTB has run two contests a week. I’m going to take a couple of more weeks off this month, not because of the not so onerous burden of running the caption contest, but my grandson, and first grandchild, was born this morning, and I’ll be traveling across country to visit my daughter for a few weeks. I’ll return around the week of Thanksgiving. — rodney
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William d’Inger – Agents K and J have disappeared working this assignment, so try to look inconspicuous when you’re sniffing crotches today.
Maggie Mama – First it was the Bird flu. Now it’s the Swine flu. Some terrified New Yorkers are traveling incognito hoping to avoid the anticipated Canine flu.
yetanotherjohn – With the sunglasses, no one recognized spuds McKenzie nor the taco bell chihuahua.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Winners of the Nobel Fleas Prize.
Charlie Sheen’s dogs head off their to the Coprophagia Anonymous meeting.
Now is zee time on Shprockets, vhen ve bite dere legs.
Dieter and Hans Cool… lesser known cousins of Joe.
Terriers against Terror — “Remember Dieter, one whiff of sheep during the crotch sniff test means terrorist…”
Second:Eric Florack – Unexplained were the reports that a voice was heard from the clouds, saying “The choice is made! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, The Traveler has come!”
Third:physics geek – Would someone please tell Joe Biden to stop playing with the circuit breakers?
HONORABLE MENTION
elliot – ooooo ah hahahaha It’s Alive…
charles austin – Arise, storm! North winds blow! South winds blow! Typhoons! Hurricanes! Earthquakes! Smog!
Nathan Saydyk – “You don’t know the power of the dark side!”
G.A.Phillips – “You know, I don’t have to miss” was found written in lightning in the rose garden.
Maggie Mama – It’s time to BBQ some of that pork.
Rachel Edith – Ronald Reagan Weighs In.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“220, 221, whatever it takes. ”
“I’ll kill da wabbit…”
Where’s the ‘Ride of the Valkyries’ music coming from.
Don’t taze me bro
A final word on the separation of church and state
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