Time for the Monday OTB Caption Contest^TM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

The Second Line Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: physics geek – A band consisting of Chicago area voters gathered for a jam session.

Second: FormerHostage – The parade was led by the “Famous Supermodels” marching band.

Third: Wyatt Earp – Sadly, President Obama could not keep all of his skeletons in the closet.

HONORABLE MENTION

elliot – The band playing for the president had run of the White House facilities. After all they had a skeleton key.

Maggie Mama – Make no bones about it the Public Option is dead.

Zelsdorf Ragshaft III – Grateful dead playing the White House, with Garcia.

yetanotherjohn – Oh great, we elect the first black president and he has entertainers show up in white face.

FormerHostage – Tragedy struck as a pack of feral wiener dogs attacked and buried the drummer somewhere in the lawn.

G.A.Phillips – Ya sure the new President seems like a likable fellow, but whats with the mummy’s and skeletons popping out of ground every time he yawns and stretches out his arms?

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

It later became known as the Obam-ho-tep two step.

What’s black and white and dead all over?

The Rolling Stones are really starting to show their age.

Rodney will return November 23rd.

Weekend Caption Jam Linkfest. . .

• Rodney has all that jazz.
• Wizbang really knows how to clear a room.
• Wyatt Earp feels a disturbance in the force.
• Cowboy Blob is goin’ to the dogs.
• RT’s Ponderings is just bidin’ time
• Blonde Sagacity doesn’t think Bill is a little prick.
• Military Times is keepin’ his head above water.

Other Humor:
Icanhascheezburger welcomes you to the kitteh cult.
V the K always has the best pictures at Caption This!

I’ve been running the OTB Caption Contest since November 2004. So this month marks the 5th year of purveying moronic humor. With the exception of a few weeks each summer OTB has run two contests a week. I’m going to take a couple of more weeks off this month, not because of the not so onerous burden of running the caption contest, but my grandson, and first grandchild, was born this morning, and I’ll be traveling across country to visit my daughter for a few weeks. I’ll return around the week of Thanksgiving. — rodney

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The ♬ Louie Louie ♬ Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Maggie Mama – Although he’s still dithering about Afghanistan, President Obama decided that a replacement for the USS Sequoia is essential?

Second: yetanotherjohn – The justice department found no reason to suspect any voter intimidation based on the photos.

Third: charles austin – There are no atheists in fo’c’sles.

HONORABLE MENTION

Stormy Dragon – o/~ A three hour tour… A three hour tour… o/~

DL – The Obama civilian navy patrols the Detroit River.

floyd – Unfamiliar with modern weapons, this Somali pirate finds himself strangled seconds after pulling the trigger.

Maniakes – Guns don’t kill people. Pirates kill people.

MstrB – Give us your Raiders tickets.

Clovis – Party time! We’ve got the kidnapped Captain belowdeck, and it’s not like they’ve got SEALs or anything. Best. Plan. Ever.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Isn’t that the USS Ronald Reagan?
I think we’re gonna need a bigger Boat.

Gilligan, drop those coconuts…

Alright who ate the last of the Strawberry Ice Cream?

“Oh-oh, Chongo!”

The Thursday Contest is already bringin’ out the dead..

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption Contest^TM

(AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

The Below C-Level Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Jason Reed (UNITED STATES POLITICS EDUCATION)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: physics geek – I don’t understand. Where is the “and then a miracle occurs” part?

Second: FormerHostage – “Stop. Touching. My. Nipples!”

Third: yetanotherjohn – Is it just me, or did we just elect Urkel with contacts.

HONORABLE MENTION

William d’Inger – “So he parted the waters. What’s the big deal? I got me a Nobel.”

Elmo – Exp: 11-6-12

DL – Obama stands dumfounded without TOTUS to help him read the T shirt.

Stormy Dragon – Obama must REALLY love that T-shirt because my dad made the same face every year when he got his new tie for Father’s Day.

Maggie Mama – Michelle went to the first game of the World’s Series and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.

elliot – Shirt says: I’m Stupid.You with me?

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Obie: “I just want it to make the H1N1 crisis equal to 9/11″

(on back) Somewhere in Kenya… a village is missing its idiot.

“Well just as long as its the same as what Michael Jordan wears…”

“…but I thought Pie are round…”

The Monday Contest is already floating your boat.

Time for the Monday OTB Caption Contest^TM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

The Ray-Bandogge Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Natalie Behring (UNITED STATES ENTERTAINMENT SOCIETY ANIMALS)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Clovis – Stay cool. Robert and Brenda Vale will never recognize us in these bitchin’ disguises.

Second: elliot – Excuse me, did you just call us a couple of bitches?

Third: DL – Obama demonstrates his new homeland security attack dogs; his latest weapon in the War on Terriers.

HONORABLE MENTION

Mr. Prosser – Cross-dressing in Times Square is not going to get you noticed by casting, Rex.

Suzanne Berton – Ingognito.

Hodink – A master with stinky feet.

William d’Inger – Agents K and J have disappeared working this assignment, so try to look inconspicuous when you’re sniffing crotches today.

Maggie Mama – First it was the Bird flu. Now it’s the Swine flu. Some terrified New Yorkers are traveling incognito hoping to avoid the anticipated Canine flu.

yetanotherjohn – With the sunglasses, no one recognized spuds McKenzie nor the taco bell chihuahua.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Winners of the Nobel Fleas Prize.

Charlie Sheen’s dogs head off their to the Coprophagia Anonymous meeting.

Now is zee time on Shprockets, vhen ve bite dere legs.

Dieter and Hans Cool… lesser known cousins of Joe.

Terriers against Terror — “Remember Dieter, one whiff of sheep during the crotch sniff test means terrorist…”

The Thursday Contest was hoping for help with Fantasy Football.

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption Contest^TM

REUTERS/Jason Reed (UNITED STATES POLITICS EDUCATION)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

The Baracky Horror Picture Show Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(H/T Drudgereport)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: floyd – Looks like we fluxed up again!

Second: Eric Florack – Unexplained were the reports that a voice was heard from the clouds, saying “The choice is made! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, The Traveler has come!”

Third: physics geek – Would someone please tell Joe Biden to stop playing with the circuit breakers?

HONORABLE MENTION

elliot – ooooo ah hahahaha It’s Alive…

charles austin – Arise, storm! North winds blow! South winds blow! Typhoons! Hurricanes! Earthquakes! Smog!

Nathan Saydyk – “You don’t know the power of the dark side!”

G.A.Phillips – “You know, I don’t have to miss” was found written in lightning in the rose garden.

Maggie Mama – It’s time to BBQ some of that pork.

Rachel Edith – Ronald Reagan Weighs In.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“220, 221, whatever it takes. ”

“I’ll kill da wabbit…”

Where’s the ‘Ride of the Valkyries’ music coming from.

Don’t taze me bro

A final word on the separation of church and state

The Monday Contest has already gone to the dogs.

Time for the Monday OTB Caption Contest^TM

REUTERS/Natalie Behring (UNITED STATES ENTERTAINMENT SOCIETY ANIMALS)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

Weekend Caption Jam Linkfest. . .

• Rodney has made a shocking discovery.
• Wizbang is in the spin cycle.
• Wyatt Earp has his rubber ducky.
• Cowboy Blob is taking a hands off approach.
• RT’s Ponderings is passing on sage advice.
• Blonde Sagacity thinks the three of them will be very happy together.
• Military Times has a sucker on the line.

Other Humor:
Icanhascheezburger welcomes you to the kitteh cult.
V the K always has the best pictures at Caption This!

To join in, start a Caption Contest at your blog, edit it to add a link to this post, and then send a TrackBack. If your blog doesn’t automatically generate one, use the Send TrackBack feature below. For more information, see this post.

The Nineveh Bar and Grill Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: yetanotherjohn – A pessimist would say the bar is half flooded, an optimist says the bar is open.

Second: mpw280 – Team Obama and how they would have handled Katrina.

Third: Maggie Mama – Not just the beer labels are turning blue!

HONORABLE MENTION

markm – “Come to the Philipines, we have lots of brown water, Camel no filters and Colt 45″

Elmo – Afghanistan … health care … Iran? WTF, can’t you see I’m busy!

William d’Inger – California experiences a new flood of immigrants.

G.A.Phillips – Obama’s brother stops by the local watering hole after a hard day working under the tree next to his hut?

DL – The first batch of Obamabeer makes its debut in Manila with a “free cigarettes” giveaway.

Hodink – “We take a bath once a year whether we need it or not.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“How long does this bar stay open?”
“I dunno… How long can you tread water?”

“Next round will cost you a fin.”

Ned suddenly realized he’d inadvertantly stumbled into a Bay Bar… not that there’s anything wrong with that.

“No Shirt, No Shoes, No… who are we kidding, we’ll serve anyone.”

“A man walks into a bar with a duck… uh wazzat? you heard this one?”

“Dry Martini?”

“Marco….”

The Thursday Contest has already jumpstarted Abbie Normal’s brain.

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption Contest^TM

Winners will be announced Monday PM

The Coulrophobia Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Eliana Aponte (MEXICO SOCIETY)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: roger – A behinds the scenes photo of the Nobel committee as they voted on President Obama’s nomination.

Second: Zelsdorf Ragshaft III – We’re from the government and we are here to help!

Third: FormerHostage – The CNN Executives who decided to Fact-Check the SNL skits.

HONORABLE MENTION

Maggie Mama – Michael Moore is working on his next film: “Under the Big Top.”

charles austin – I think using the monkey’s paw to resurrect Michael Jackson was probably a bad idea.

DL – The White House Press Corp responds approvingly of another Gibbs clever quip.

Gollum – Bank of America’s board of directors prepares to release its third quarter financials.

Mr. Prosser – Since Limbaugh was dumped as a potential buyer of the Rams, other buyers tender their offer.

brainy435 – Biden – “Members of Congress express surprise at recent low Congressional approval ratings.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Hope and change? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

The Baracky Horror Picture Show.

…and size 36 shoes will be covered by health care.

Don’t joy buzz me bro.

The Monday Contest is at the shallow end of the gene pool.