Comments on: Bonus Caption Contest

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 01:46:20 +0000

Thanks Cricket

By: Dougrc

Dougrc — Mon, 10 Jan 2005 19:59:03 +0000

Cheney - Hey, that's not a Bible...why are you swearing on "Living History", you dumb f**k?

Leahy - You serve your god, I'll serve mine, you twisted a**hole!!

By: Ingress

Ingress — Mon, 10 Jan 2005 16:34:51 +0000

"Dick, you barbarian, tell it to the hand."

By: Cricket

Cricket — Mon, 10 Jan 2005 14:03:28 +0000

Oh helk. Rodney won. I laughed until I
cried, and that was at all of the captions,
but Mr. Dill's put that asthmatic wheeze into
it.

My attempt:

"Your suit is off the rack, isn't it?"

By: Ingress

Ingress — Sun, 09 Jan 2005 16:34:36 +0000

Swearing in. A whole new light, huh Mr. VP?

By: Brandon

Brandon — Sat, 08 Jan 2005 15:55:35 +0000

Vice President Dick Cheney looks on as the Bible begins to sizzle and burn when Senator Leahy lays his hand on it during his swearing in ceremony.

By: Christopher Cross

Christopher Cross — Sat, 08 Jan 2005 12:01:46 +0000

Cheney: "Big Time." Leahy: "..." Cheney: "Say it, Pat." Leahy: *sigh* "Big Time."

By: Hodink

Hodink — Sat, 08 Jan 2005 07:13:05 +0000

Peter, Paul and Mary use a prop and dramatics but no guitars while singing, 'Who Wrote The Book Of Love.'"

By: The Doctor

The Doctor — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 22:46:33 +0000

"Do you, Dick, take this man, Patrick to be you lawfully wedded husband?"

By: Brian J.

Brian J. — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 20:39:44 +0000

In a move that shocked Democrats into inadvertent confirmation, George W. Bush nominated former Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaw as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 20:28:04 +0000

Marcelle - "Dick, Pat, both of you need to rub this Bible some and then rub your bald heads. I put some Rogaine on it. And Pat, you need to raise your right hand and slap Dick for his potty mouth." Dick - "Marcelle, go f*ck yourself and Pat you a**hole, don't use it all up!"

By: reliapundit

reliapundit — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 20:13:05 +0000

At Patrick's most recent swearing in,
He flashed Dick quite a big glaring grin,
And said with a smirk
"You're a neanderthal jerk,
And in '08 with Hill' and Obama we'll win!"

Dick swore in the dickhead named Pat,
Then swore at him and called his wife FAT.
She said with a sneer,
"Cause yer built like a steer,
I forgive you for being a brat!"

By: McGehee

McGehee — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 19:31:24 +0000

Cheney: "Now repeat after me: I, Patrick Leahy..." Leahy: "I, Patrick Leahy..." Cheney: "...do solemnly swear..." Leahy: "...do solemnly swear..." Cheney: "...that I will faithfully execute the office..." Leahy: "...that I will faithfully execute the office..." Cheney: "...of Vice President Big Dick Cheney's beeyotch..." Leahy: "...of Vice President Big Dick Cheney's -- hey, wait a minute!"

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 19:24:49 +0000

Repeat after me - Go F--k Yourself!

By: Sgt Fluffy

Sgt Fluffy — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 19:10:29 +0000

Leahy:Honest Injun Dick, I will never block another appointee...
Dick:Good deal Pat, cuz if you do, I swear you'll lose that hand.