Comments on: Building a Better Turkey

By: Coca Bogdan

Coca Bogdan — Sat, 27 Nov 2004 22:00:38 +0000

It's looking very...very...very nice!

By: AllenS

AllenS — Sat, 27 Nov 2004 08:48:36 +0000

If you're going to make any physical changes to the turkey, why not try to make them a little bit cuter. Something has to be done to that face.

By: Cassandra

Cassandra — Sat, 27 Nov 2004 02:36:11 +0000

Inexplicably, it bears a vague resemblance to Alan Colmes... perhaps that explains the reproachful look on the poor creature's face.

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Fri, 26 Nov 2004 21:54:04 +0000

it's a Turkicorn

By: McGehee

McGehee — Fri, 26 Nov 2004 19:43:25 +0000

As the cameraman worked on getting the focus just right, soon-to-be-former CBS anchorman Dan rather waited for the makeup girl to start getting him ready for airtime.

(What -- that isn't a caption contest photo?)

By: Cassandra

Cassandra — Fri, 26 Nov 2004 15:46:38 +0000

Oh Good God Rodney. Now I have lost my appetite...

It looks like a unicorn. Sadly, thousands of young girls have just gone out and lost their virginity out of fear that monstrosity would try to lay its head in their lap... [obscure mythological reference for the day]