Sheriff Joe designs new Gitmo housing.

Ahab was always a maverick going his own way and never following the crowd.

Martin was too scary, even for Clown School.

At first, January 21, 2009, the day after Obama's inauguration .... seemed like any other day in America.

Trailer for sale or rent
Rooms to let...fifty cents.
No phone, no pool, no pets
I ain't got no cigarettes
Ah, but..two hours of pushin' broom
Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room
I'm a man of means by no means
King of the road.

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* The oblisk was long considered to be the cause of the prisoner's evolutionary breakthrough.

* Scientific Consensus : Used to tell how many prisoners you have.

* "The prisoners are camping, said Tom, contentedly.

* I will allow the prisoners to wear perfume, the warden consented. (OK, sick, I know, but when else am I going to get to use that line?)

* Here in the ANSI prison camp, there is always an escape sequence in progress.

* New meeting arrangements for Congress

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(sniff) Ewwwwww

Depression was rampant among the stylish who think they look fat in stripes.

*Ah JUEVE...chuda thunk $1.50/day food would smell so good??.

*Ah JUEVE...$.05/day toilet paper really tinks!!.

*"to cross the Rio Grande or not...THAT shoulda been the question"

J*A*I*L, the series.

* Cover picture of the new Prison novel by the famous writer Ben Framed: "Fable of Con's Tents."

Prisoner: "Last time I'll ever enter one of those "Win a Frikkin' Free Vacation" sweepstakes!"

"Fable of Con's Tents."

BRUTAL

Con: "The guy tunnelled out in Shawshank. How the hell do I tunnel out in the desert?"

Con: "Then he said, "Badges? We don' need no steenkin' badges" and here I am."

Wow, it's just like AFP says, Joe Arpaio is just like Hitler and the Ku Klux Klan.

What's black and white and incarcerated all over?

The Pajama Party Blues

"This is not the Tony Rezko I knew."

* Joe Arpio's jail camp was the scene, today, for reports of a jailbreak. Prisoner Jack Short, described as being a 35 year old male 3ft 4 in tall, balding, and claiming to be a psychic, escaped, today, without a trace. At last report, the small medium was still at large.

* How dumb ya gotta be to get in here? I was caught counterfitting pennies.

* It was here that Michael Jackson found that there really is somethng special about sharing your bed with someone

*Eventually, plans for the party's convention were changed from Denver, to the new location.

Shock results of zebra/human cloning experiment revealed !!

The extreme left's proposed uniform for soldiers deployed to Iraq.

Lenny was in trouble, it was bean burrito day, and he was the last one going to the latreen.

The chic of Cell Block B.

After the 2008 election it was decided to solve the mid-east crisis by sending thousands of referees to Iraq.

Earl never paid much attention to television commercials over the years. But when the Maricopa Maulers handed him a bottle of Listerine, and then turned their backs and walked away. Earl realized that maybe he just might have a problem.

"I sure do miss Johnny Cash."

Con: "Hey everybody-Listen up! He says he's the candidate of hope and change."

"If You Do The Crime, Your Do The Grime."

"The Cloning Of The African Zebra Has Taken Many Strange Twists And Turns."

Jeremy, always hated going past the latreens, it was in tents.

Ace did his, "You talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me?" impression twice daily at 3 and 5.

It's not too bad, but the tattoos here suck.