"Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go!"

Six Thousand National Guard Troops on Our Southern Border May Have Been An Exaggeration.

FLASHBACK: Military budget cuts by the Clinton administration even affect the Navy's Blue Angels.

[ no comments...just the theme from "The Magificent Seven" playing in the background ]

I swear Frank! If you don't stop singing "Born To Be Wild" I'm gonna cap yer a$$!

The Nazgul in Tim Burton's remake of The Lord of the Rings were way more cool.

This summer from Disney, only on DVD: Snow White II: the Seven XTreme Dwarfs.

"When We Come To The Fork In The Road Break Up Into Groups Of One."

The Gringo Angels (Tucson Chapter).

Time again for the annual Border Patrol Immigrant Rodeo.

Bush's Awe Terreign Vigilanticles

The new 2006 800 cc Honda Maricon.

Sure beats riding a lawnmower.

The Blue Man Group is chosen for border patrol.

You can do anything but lay off of my blue tin ATV.

"Man, I am so bummed, when they said we got to use ATV's I thought it stood for -- Alien Testicle Vise"

One Little, Two Little, Three Little Border Agents

Four Little, Five Little Border Agents all riding their ATVs.

Honda ATV: Made in Japan

Nylon Riding Suit: Made in Thailand

Cheapo American Flag: Made in China

Idiotic Border Protection Plan: Made in USA

The daily commute in L.A. has changed dramatically since gas hit $12 a gallon.

#5, "OK who had broccoli last night, what you all did!! You M*& F'ers you planned that!"

Boy 5 new Border Agents for 370 miles of new wall, President Bush's plan shall stop the flood of new illegals quickly.

In a show of strength against U.S. arrogance, Vicente Fox orders a Mexcian tank battalion to the border.

"Border patrol? Well, they surely done did trick me! I thought we was gonna solve The Da Vinci Code."

New for this Fall on ABC: Extreme Immigrant Makeover - Red State Edition.

Suprisingly this was the DEMOCRATES idea of increased border security, 1 patrol of 5 agents, instead of 5 patrols of 1 agent that the Republicans had wanted. Democratic efficency at it's best.

One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Comin' on to bring you the Banana Splits show
Makin' up a mess of fun
Makin' up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone
Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la

Born to be mild.

Hell's Little Kittens

"Whose motorcycle is this?"
"It's an ATV, baby."
"Whose ATV is this?
"Zed's."
"Who's Zed?"
"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."

The Banana Splits buggies had six wheels.

In the day we sweat it out in the streets of a runaway American dream...

They hide their butterfly tattoos so well.

Ya see, Estrada's kinda gettin' up there... and 4 wheeled bikes was the only way we were going to be able to remake 'CHIPs'

The border????
Hell, I thought this was the outside of a Nudist camp we were patrolling....

So Rodney posts this picture of five guys riding ATVs roughly five days after the gala premiere of The Da Vinci Code. Coincidence? When the word grail has five letters? And the ATVs are blue, which has the same number of letters as the word holy! Another coincidence? And altogether, there are twenty tires, which, by taking away one to honor the one true God, as everyone who has had an image seared (seared!) into his palm knows, leaves us with nineteen, and I know Minister Farrakhan doesn't have to come down from the mothership to remind you of the significance of the number nineteen. And that flag flying behind the lead ATV has fifty stars and thirteen stripes, which adds up to sixty-three, or apparently the numbers of pounds Tom Hanks has put on since his big break in Splash in 1984, which came exactly one year after Michael Baigent, Henry Lincoln, and Richard Leigh published Holy Blood, Holy Grail! And what are they hiding behind that wall? Clearly, Dan Brown doesn't know the half of it.

I can't understand how these guys are sneaking through. We have 5 guys riding noisy vehicles you can hear for miles right next to one of the few areas that has a fence. Maybe we ought to spread out and try watching the 719 miles that don't have a fence.

Why 5 ATVs? Because one doesn't raise a big enough dust cloud to hide the 50 people sneaking across the border behind them.

Not just water to sustain illegal immigrants anymore. Gimme my H2O & ATV. Drink & drive. Americanized!

I'll bet they tear down that wall when they build the fence.

Volunteering for duty were Presidents Bush, Bush, and Clinton and Vice Presidents Gore and Cheney. The only thing everybody could agree on was that Cheney should be in front.

With the Philly Phanatic unavailable, a group of local law enforcement officials made the traditional ATV drive around the warning track.

It's a Beltway Traffic Jam.

Markos Moulitsas heads out to crash more political ads.

Q: Which of these riders is John Kerry?
A: None, because 1. none of the suits are baby blue, 2. he crashed off the path 2 miles back.

1) Leader: Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June, in a Kenworth, pullin' logs. Cabover Pete with a reefer on, and a Jimmy haulin' hogs.

2) Hey, don't worry guys. We're talking about the government, here. How are they gonna know that one of these bad boys is "missing" in your garage?

Fathers Kelly, O'Malley, Fitzpatrick and Olejniczak, along with Sister Margeret, take the back way to see The DaVinci Code.

With the start of principal filming of the Wild Ones remake, just outside Otay Mesa. The sissyfication of America is now complete.

Opus Dei conscripts search in France for the descendants of Jesus and Mary. Beaujolais is such fine red wine. Miracle?

"The Quad Squad"

As a result of a routine U.S. Border Patrol inspection of the American side of the US - Mexico border, the illegal immigrants hired to take care of the wall's once flourishing flowerbeds were summarily fired and allowed to proceed on to Los Angeles.