Comments on: Caption Contest

By: FreakyBoy

FreakyBoy — Mon, 22 May 2006 20:40:28 +0000

As a result of a routine U.S. Border Patrol inspection of the American side of the US - Mexico border, the illegal immigrants hired to take care of the wall's once flourishing flowerbeds were summarily fired and allowed to proceed on to Los Angeles.

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Mon, 22 May 2006 16:07:32 +0000

"The Quad Squad"

By: Lasting Magic

Lasting Magic — Sun, 21 May 2006 19:05:00 +0000

Opus Dei conscripts search in France for the descendants of Jesus and Mary. Beaujolais is such fine red wine. Miracle?

By: Elmo

Elmo — Sat, 20 May 2006 17:43:07 +0000

With the start of principal filming of the Wild Ones remake, just outside Otay Mesa. The sissyfication of America is now complete.

By: Timmer

Timmer — Fri, 19 May 2006 22:13:49 +0000

Fathers Kelly, O'Malley, Fitzpatrick and Olejniczak, along with Sister Margeret, take the back way to see The DaVinci Code.

By: GOP and College

GOP and College — Fri, 19 May 2006 18:13:32 +0000

1) Leader: Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June, in a Kenworth, pullin' logs. Cabover Pete with a reefer on, and a Jimmy haulin' hogs. 2) Hey, don't worry guys. We're talking about the government, here. How are they gonna know that one of these bad boys is "missing" in your garage?

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Fri, 19 May 2006 17:30:55 +0000

Q: Which of these riders is John Kerry?
A: None, because 1. none of the suits are baby blue, 2. he crashed off the path 2 miles back.

By: The Daily Brief: A Military Blog For All The World To See And Read

The Daily Brief: A Military Blog For All The World To See And Read — Fri, 19 May 2006 17:30:22 +0000

Caption This One (060519)... (U.S. Air Force Photo) I'm home because one of my folks keeps ignoring me when I tell him, "Don't come to work when you're sick!" I swear he's going to give a public health briefing at the next Commander's Call. Now excuse me as I sink ...

By: the man

the man — Fri, 19 May 2006 17:28:22 +0000

Markos Moulitsas heads out to crash more political ads.

By: the man

the man — Fri, 19 May 2006 17:25:48 +0000

It's a Beltway Traffic Jam.

By: David Harris

David Harris — Fri, 19 May 2006 15:03:02 +0000

With the Philly Phanatic unavailable, a group of local law enforcement officials made the traditional ATV drive around the warning track.

By: Hodink

Hodink — Fri, 19 May 2006 14:56:01 +0000

Volunteering for duty were Presidents Bush, Bush, and Clinton and Vice Presidents Gore and Cheney. The only thing everybody could agree on was that Cheney should be in front.

By: spacemonkey

spacemonkey — Fri, 19 May 2006 14:21:45 +0000

I'll bet they tear down that wall when they build the fence.

By: Ingress

Ingress — Fri, 19 May 2006 06:00:27 +0000

Not just water to sustain illegal immigrants anymore. Gimme my H2O & ATV. Drink & drive. Americanized!

By: Computing News » Blog Archive » Caption Contest

Computing News » Blog Archive » Caption Contest — Fri, 19 May 2006 04:57:48 +0000

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