"I'm Going To Squeeze Your Lemon Till A Mynock Runs Down My Leg!"

"Is You Feeling Me?"

Yo, Luke? Who yo daddy is?

"I Got The Force Within Me!!!!"

"My Asteroid Belt Is Too Tight!!!!!"

"Luke, there's something more you need to know..."

"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII... am the FA-THER OF LUUUUUUUUUUUKE!"

(song by Whitney Vader, Darth Vader's estranged second wife)

Darth Satchmo

After the humiliating defeat by the Rebels, Darth Vader hit the road with with his act, "Vader and the Clones"

Vader: Can I get an Amen for the band!

George Lucas's blaxploitation edition of Star Wars has done remarkably well since its DVD release in May.

Say what you want, at least we're not Lordi.

Darth needs to cut down on the doughnuts.

In the third sign of the apocalypse, MTV will consider grown men who dress up in star wars costumes to be cool.

I'm Darth Vader, bitch!

Seeing that Nagin was back in NO, Marion Barry donned a new guise. He's running for Mayor of DC again on the Forgive & Forget ticket.

May the Farce be with you.

Girth Vader

We are DEVO.
Dee.
Eee.
Vee.
Oh.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP!

1. Don't know why, there's no sun up in the sky
storm -orm Troopers.
Keepin' my gal and I from being together.

2. Give it up for the hardest working Jedi in the business...

3. And for my next impression, Jesse Owens!

1) Feelings, nothing but Feelings....

2) Welcome to the show, I've got Trooper Leader on base guitar and Boba Fett on drums tonight...

Liberals celebrate Intergalactic Diversity Day.

From Lucasfilms' Vault of Abandoned Projects comes . . . Star Wars Episode 5 & 1/2: The Empire's Trite Black.

"Request accepted, Captain Needa..."

Come on baby... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby take my hand... Don't fear the Reaper
We'll be able to fly... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby I'm your man...

" ... out came the frigging sun and dried up all the rain and the titsy bitsy spider crawled up the bugger again."

MTV For Toddlers

1) ".... Master and Servant ...." (ht: Metallica) :)

2) Can't we just all get along? (As Rebel Troopers storm the concert.)

3) So that's what James Earl Jones looked like when he did the voice huh? Been a long time since Episode 4 was 1st released.

Bill Clinton, the first white-black-guy belts one out.

Despite his greatest efforts, Barry White could never sing in falsetto.

You know it's hard out here for a pimp,
When he tryin to get this money for the rent..

Oliver Willis, Kos (Boba Fett), and Glenn Greenwald (Stormtrooper) perform Daryl Worley's 'Have you forgotten?'

The rebel base will be within firing range in fifteen minutes... With any luck, that should be just before my fame runs out.

"What is thy bidding ... hey wait a minute! I gotta call this white dude massa!?"

There's muther****in' SNAKES on the stage!

Michelle Malkin here with my latest Vent. It seems everything at "Right Talk" is not what it seems. It is worse than we all had expected actually, here is the latest behind the scene footage of Ace-of-Spade's blogger Ace, dressed not in his Dungeon's and Dragons clothes he has confessed about before but as Darth Vader, something he's never confessed to. And behind him is Jeff Goldstein and apparently the "real reason" his voice sounds so bad on air as he refuses to remove the Boba Fett helmet when outside his house. Shocking news for all of us on the Right it seems that I bring to you all today.

Look... these outfits are a bit over the top for a Barry Manilow Cover band, don't you think?

Skyyyyyyyyyrockets in flight... afternoon delight...

"If you will turn in your hymnal to 341 - This is My Father's World."

"OK, now Darth, take off your helmet."

Excerpt from Mel Brooks, new
BLAZING SATELITES
"The new Sith is a N.."(DONG)

An excerpt from Mel Brooks "The History of Star Wars, Part 1".

"It's good to have the force." (wink)

Paris Hilton's new reggae album surprised many people.

It was a sure sign of recovery that the Blues were being heard again in New Orleans. But mold was still a concern for some people.

With apologies to Lennon/McCartney...

It was 20 years ago today
Vader taught the band to play
There's one thing he wants Luke to know
I'm your daddy, yo
Please join the Dark Side today, today!

Boba Fett, Mid-Life Crisis...

The "LOTR:The Musical"-Killer...

"Intergalactic Marriage was struck down by the Senate. Permit Intergalactic Marriage. We should be allowed to suffer just like the rest of you.'"

"It Was A One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater."

Lando is seduced by the Dark Side All You Can Eay Buffet.

Hootie swore that this would be their last Bar Mitzvah...