Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Ingress

Ingress — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 20:28:01 +0000

"Actually, the hardest part was learning how to land on these Heelys."

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 18:40:02 +0000

Old pajamas, a motorcycle helmet, the styrofoam from the box the new fridge came in, spray paint, and too much free time. 'Nuff said.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 18:38:11 +0000

"The Mark IV is the latest in stealth and miniaturization technology. It will allow us to be even more effective...than...uh...oh hell! Who'm I kidding? I look like a dork, don't I!?!?"

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 18:35:57 +0000

Having successfully completed Phase I, test pilot Rick Danger prepares for Phase II: having a jet engine shoved up his @ss.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 18:34:09 +0000

"Hey Eddie! You should see what I got on EBay! It is soooooooooo gonna impress the chicks at the Star Trek convention next week!"

By: Lasting Magic

Lasting Magic — Sun, 11 Jun 2006 22:05:35 +0000

"Which red thing? Oh, that red thing. They said, 'You never touch that red thing.' So, I don't know. What? No, you can't. Well, wait. It would be you and not me, right? Go ahead. Find out. Touch it."

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Sun, 11 Jun 2006 15:46:52 +0000

You're on a plane and the wife nags or there is a crying baby or the sleeping person next to you drools on your shoulder or dumb and dumber sit next to you. The Fast-Getaway.

By: Alan Kellogg

Alan Kellogg — Sun, 11 Jun 2006 15:34:25 +0000

"No, I'm not paying for the starch."

By: Maggie

Maggie — Sun, 11 Jun 2006 13:01:25 +0000

Democratic fashion consultants are working to update John Kerry's Vietnam Vet "look" for the next presidential convention.

By: Alan Kellogg

Alan Kellogg — Sun, 11 Jun 2006 03:13:29 +0000

You want to put what on the bottom of my feet?

By: walrus

walrus — Sat, 10 Jun 2006 16:56:37 +0000

If you thought those guys with two pieces of carry-on luggage were a pain just wait for the "Personal Escape Suit" people getting on the plane.

By: anybodyinpoulsbo

anybodyinpoulsbo — Sat, 10 Jun 2006 16:44:20 +0000

Wile E. Coyote. Soooper Genius!!

By: Maggie

Maggie — Sat, 10 Jun 2006 14:09:36 +0000

Irregardless of President Bush's attire, Democrats keeping harping that "Mission Accomplished" is really "Mission Impossible."

By: McCain

McCain — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 21:54:57 +0000

Shortly after death, Zarqawi leaned that his black wings would take him only one direction.

By: Darkside

Darkside — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 19:32:40 +0000

Pilots found it much easier to sneak up on enemy aircraft in their new camouflage suits.