Comments on: Caption Contest

By: charles austin

charles austin — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 02:29:30 +0000

"And here I am looking near and far for another caption contest while Rodney takes a break."

By: Steve O

Steve O — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 23:55:17 +0000

Don't shoot until you see the greens of their--

By: Steve O

Steve O — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 23:54:52 +0000

Don't be ridiculous Abu. He's over a mile away! At this range he couldn't hit a--

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 21:15:37 +0000

In order to raise even more revenue, Redskin's owner Dan Snyder added general admission seats to the field lights.

By: Lasting Magic

Lasting Magic — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 16:36:43 +0000

"Lisa, Lisa over here! Great Bod Todd is in the shower with the curtain open."

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 15:51:13 +0000

"OK Lampy. I spy with my little eye..."

By: Elmo

Elmo — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 07:19:46 +0000

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get me.

By: Steve O

Steve O — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:39:33 +0000

A recon patrol identifies the house where Mr. Abu Musab "Thank-you-sir-may-I-have-another" Zaqawi is hiding.

By: Steve O

Steve O — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:38:31 +0000

He didn't go to medical school, but he can do a colonoscopy with a 500 bomb at 100 yards.

Hey Abu! Take two! They're small.

By: Steve O

Steve O — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:34:24 +0000

Number 5 is alive!!!

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 23:40:09 +0000

Come on down for the green light specials at your new 24-hour K-Mart!

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 23:35:41 +0000

O.J. continues his lonely search for the real killers.

By: Hodink

Hodink — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 21:20:00 +0000

"Sir, so far today, Britney has dropped the baby 3 times, driven to the liquor store and back with the baby on her lap with a brewski between his legs, thrown the baby down to the basement to visit daddy and tonight she handed the baby to Michael Jackson to dangle from a balcony at the Ritz Carlton in New York."

By: McCain

McCain — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 18:58:21 +0000

What the surveillance team saw when William Jefferson opened his freezer.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 18:15:42 +0000

Gratuitous musical reference, with a special nod to Jason Leopold and apologies to the Pogues: "And a Rove'in, a Rove'in, a Rove'in I'll go for a pair of green eyes, for a pair of green eyes."