Comments on: Caption Contest

By: FreakyBoy

FreakyBoy — Tue, 20 Jun 2006 15:33:20 +0000

The unexpected news that Kevin announced the winners to a Wizbang's Caption Contest on time, causes a captioning-nerd riot to stampede to the nearest free wireless hotspot.

By: Adjustah

Adjustah — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 17:08:22 +0000

The race is on to replace Bill Gates.

By: Adjustah

Adjustah — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 17:07:17 +0000

In Soviet Russia, scooter races you!

By: Elmo

Elmo — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 13:53:11 +0000

PITTSBURGH (AP) Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger (here seen leaving the hospital), appears likely to play this season. Previously his helmetless head had shattered a car windshield, after which he was then tossed high into the air. During an accident on his 200 miles per hour 2005 Suzuki Hayabusa.

Roethlisberger might miss part or most of training camp but could be ready for the Sept. 7 opener against Miami. Dr. Larry Jones, the chief of Mercy Hospital's trauma unit said that Roethlisberger's brain was functioning normally, although the QB has a concussion.

To avoid any potential difficulties with team management, new contract clauses, or the continued wrath of fans. Roethlisberger will now only indulge in going really fast on a Razor scooter while yelling yippee!

By: Adjustah

Adjustah — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 12:22:05 +0000

The key to the executive washroom at Pixar came at a price...

By: Scott_T

Scott_T — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 21:49:53 +0000

James Joytner getting to his next interview.

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, catch Jessica Simpson and make her mine!

Out of the WAAAAAAYYYYY!!! Number 2 is gunnna happen!!!

By: McCain

McCain — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 19:47:03 +0000

When the chicks said that men with small wienies drive big trucks, Herbert knew just what to do.

By: gawaine

gawaine — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 17:49:17 +0000

In this never before seen outtake from Al Gore's new movie, we see his vision for the only vehicles that would meet stringent Federal standards if he were to win election (or, in his words, re-election) to the presidency in 2008.

By: gawaine

gawaine — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 17:45:50 +0000

Patrick Kennedy was left with only one way to race to his next vote. Of course, it was hardest on his staffers.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 16:31:24 +0000

The 2008 Kucinich campaign gets underway ......

A five dollar donation gets a green wristband.

Fifty dollars gets a green mobile.

One hundred? The laughing stock of the blogosphere.

By: FreakyBoy

FreakyBoy — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 16:27:33 +0000

"And there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut."

By: walrus

walrus — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 16:00:57 +0000

The annual "Scooting with the Nerds" takes place today in Provo Utah.

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 13:18:42 +0000

Tom forgot it was casual Friday.

By: BravoZulu.bm “Well Done.” | BZ Friday Caption Competition: Exit Interview Edition

Fri, 16 Jun 2006 13:16:39 +0000

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By: DaveD

DaveD — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:47:09 +0000

The Secret Service detail cleverly kept the Press Corps occupied while the President boarded Air Force 1 for his trip to Iraq.