North Korean missile technology was not as advanced as they had led us to believe.

Stunning the intelligence community, North Korea revealed that its new missile system carries a payload of one Kia Sedona knockoff priced at $19,990.

Sorry officer, I guess I had the cruise missile control set a little too high.

In an embarrassing oversight, the budget for the South Korean Mobile Defensive Missile Program failed to allot enough funds for change for parking meters.

"Whaddya mean 186,000 mile/sec is the law?"

How long will I love you
I don't really know
I'd like to think forever
Is how far we could go so let me paint a picture
Of how it's gonna be
The day you don't mean everything to me

When a nickel's worth a dollar
And gold ain't worth a dime
When they build a ship
On waters that will take you back in time
When the stars have all been counted
And I stop lovin' you
Honey they'll be driving
Buicks to the moon

Now you don't have to worry
About what comes to pass
This old world may wear out
But my love's gonna last
If they ever build that highway to the moon
I'll just find somethin else to promise you

When a nickel's worth a dollar
And gold ain't worth a dime
When they build a ship
On waters that will take you back in time
When the stars have all been counted
And I stop lovin' you
Honey they'll be driving
Buicks to the moon

Oh when the stars have all been counted
And I stop lovin' you
Honey they'll be drivin'
Buicks to the moon

North Korea showcases its new "PT Cruise" Missile

" 'Rocket,' officer? What rocket?"

And I thought my daily commute was bad.

OFFICER: So, what kind of mileage do you get with that thing?

To appease angry airlines over its failure to deliver promised A380s on time, Airbus Industrie followed Boeing's lead by quickly offering a smaller, rapid aircraft that could be more easily accommodated at most airports.

And just how fast were you GOING down Main Street when the plane landed on your roof, Mr. Jefferson?

Bond.
James Bond.

The terrorist weapon was impounded for Violations of EPA law.

Al Gore's next rocket to stardom.

Daily Kos's required transportation for it's founding "diariests". Guarenteed to get them to the moon.

What? I'm violating Seoul's Kyoto Treaty limits by myself? Stupid Treaty.

Who says police methods can't be used to stop terrorists?

Excuse me Mrs. Von Braun, you might want to have your husband have the emissions checked on your van.

Pulling the suspected terrorists over for an investigation wasn't exactly rocket science.

North Korea's efforts to avoid US anti-missile intercepts were dealt a blow when the driver was stopped at a sobriety checkpoint.

That damn coyote better have good insurance.

Bill Keller decides he needs to make a quick getaway. Unfortunately, his judgement on what to drive is no better than on what to print.

Many readers questioned the NYT's North Korea ICBM launch coverage. In response, Bill Keller said that the photo was secreted out of Pyongyang by a Times reporter (commie). And that he would personally vouch for it's authenticity (your gullibility). Saying that it was a real photograph. Depicting the actual North Korean ICMB [In Car Mounted (smoking replica) Bomb].

YMMV ......

(Enjoy Your Vacation Rodney!)

North Korea's remake of The Lone Ranger without horses, starring Duck-hwan as the Masked Man and Dak-Ho as Tonto. Didn't exactly set the world on fire with their 'Long Dong Silver Away' ad campaign.

"Mom is going to be sooooo pissed with you."

"Stay In The Passing Lane."

"Clever way, I must say, of handling the miasma of your gas problem, Kim Jong. For the excessive speed, here's your citation. For the gas, here's some TUMS®."

Unable to bear the inanity any longer, Rodney-ho Dill discretely punched the shiny red "Vacation/Launch" button on the forward dash.

"So you're saying that while you were in the bar somebody came along and parked their rocket on top of your vehicle and you think it might have been Osama Bin Ladin or Star Jones Reynolds."

The Cataclysmic Converter is a popular option for the value-conscious Jihadist.

They say that Al Gore invented the NamShaft.

Honey, can you put down the gunroof?

Appealing to the typical minivan driver's inferiority complex, Honda's Exhaust Manlyfold proved to be a popular feature.

1. The Police thought William Shatner's rendition of "rocketman" was taking an unhealthy direction.

2. Well Mr. Il you won't be so "Ronrey" were you're going!

3. On the plus side it does run on ethanol.

4. "Excuse me officer, is this the moon?"

5. "Rocket? What rocket?"

6. Bill CLinton, not satisfied with selling rocket technology to china during his presidency decided to just give 'em a working model.

7. "You're only hasslin' me because I'm black, right?"

8. "ROcket? No that's ok. I'm ticketing you for not wearing your seatbelt."

9. "I claim this planet in the name of Mars!"

10. If the van's a rocketing, don't come a knocketing.

Michael Jackson now has a rocket van to take him to court appearances here, a recording rehearsal there and Europe, where he likes to dangle.