Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Lasting Magic

Lasting Magic — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 19:58:27 +0000

Michael Jackson now has a rocket van to take him to court appearances here, a recording rehearsal there and Europe, where he likes to dangle.

By: walrus

walrus — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 02:52:22 +0000

1. The Police thought William Shatner's rendition of "rocketman" was taking an unhealthy direction. 2. Well Mr. Il you won't be so "Ronrey" were you're going! 3. On the plus side it does run on ethanol. 4. "Excuse me officer, is this the moon?" 5. "Rocket? What rocket?" 6. Bill CLinton, not satisfied with selling rocket technology to china during his presidency decided to just give 'em a working model. 7. "You're only hasslin' me because I'm black, right?" 8. "ROcket? No that's ok. I'm ticketing you for not wearing your seatbelt." 9. "I claim this planet in the name of Mars!" 10. If the van's a rocketing, don't come a knocketing.

By: McCain

McCain — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 00:14:19 +0000

The Cataclysmic Converter is a popular option for the value-conscious Jihadist.

They say that Al Gore invented the NamShaft.

Honey, can you put down the gunroof?

Appealing to the typical minivan driver's inferiority complex, Honda's Exhaust Manlyfold proved to be a popular feature.

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 22:38:20 +0000

"So you're saying that while you were in the bar somebody came along and parked their rocket on top of your vehicle and you think it might have been Osama Bin Ladin or Star Jones Reynolds."

By: Gollum

Gollum — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 20:41:09 +0000

Unable to bear the inanity any longer, Rodney-ho Dill discretely punched the shiny red "Vacation/Launch" button on the forward dash.

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 14:41:08 +0000

"Clever way, I must say, of handling the miasma of your gas problem, Kim Jong. For the excessive speed, here's your citation. For the gas, here's some TUMSÂ®."

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 13:11:19 +0000

"Stay In The Passing Lane."

By: Ingress

Ingress — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:01:14 +0000

"Mom is going to be sooooo pissed with you."

By: Elmo

Elmo — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 23:36:27 +0000

North Korea's remake of The Lone Ranger without horses, starring Duck-hwan as the Masked Man and Dak-Ho as Tonto. Didn't exactly set the world on fire with their 'Long Dong Silver Away' ad campaign.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 20:04:41 +0000

Many readers questioned the NYT's North Korea ICBM launch coverage. In response, Bill Keller said that the photo was secreted out of Pyongyang by a Times reporter (commie). And that he would personally vouch for it's authenticity (your gullibility). Saying that it was a real photograph. Depicting the actual North Korean ICMB [In Car Mounted (smoking replica) Bomb].

YMMV ......

(Enjoy Your Vacation Rodney!)

By: Donald Sensing

Donald Sensing — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 19:56:50 +0000

Bill Keller decides he needs to make a quick getaway. Unfortunately, his judgement on what to drive is no better than on what to print.

By: LorgSkyegon

LorgSkyegon — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 19:11:24 +0000

That damn coyote better have good insurance.

By: yetanotherjohn

yetanotherjohn — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 19:02:46 +0000

North Korea's efforts to avoid US anti-missile intercepts were dealt a blow when the driver was stopped at a sobriety checkpoint.

By: yetanotherjohn

yetanotherjohn — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 19:00:38 +0000

Pulling the suspected terrorists over for an investigation wasn't exactly rocket science.

By: yetanotherjohn

yetanotherjohn — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:59:40 +0000

Excuse me Mrs. Von Braun, you might want to have your husband have the emissions checked on your van.