Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 16:18:30 +0000

Merkel thought bubble

"Thankfully there are only 915 more days of this lunacy left."

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 00:57:40 +0000

"The Presidential Seal."

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 21:54:43 +0000

"The Last Time My Mother Heard Me Cuss, She Stuck A Bar Of Soap Down My Throat, Thank God Laura Was There To Pull It Out."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 21:51:19 +0000

"Chancellor Merkel, thanks for the red herring. It will go well with the McGuffin Tony Blair gave me and the puzzle inside a riddle wrapped in an enigma that Pootie-Poot provided."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 21:46:20 +0000

Ich bin ein rollmop!

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 21:42:32 +0000

"And There's A Trick To Eating Strudel In The Dark."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 21:37:33 +0000

"So long, and thanks for all the fish."

By: Gollum

Gollum — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 16:56:24 +0000

Pickled herrings, huh? Heh. Well I'll enjoy these. Yeah, for a minute there I thought you were going to hand me some stinky preserved fish or something.

By: Cernig

Cernig — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 13:55:24 +0000

Just wait till you see what I do to you tomorrow, Angela!

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:55:25 +0000

This little liberal is too hot

Darn, this little liberal is too cold

Yumm .... this little liberal is just right

By: Maggie

Maggie — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:12:52 +0000

When Merkel expressed concern that the President might choke, Bush demonstrated his new method for downing pretzels.

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 04:02:24 +0000

"Whew, These Fish Smell Like Sh*t!"

By: Chester

Chester — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 03:47:22 +0000

Just before leaving the White House, we found this barrel the Danish Prime Minister left behind when he visited us in May. Thought you and I could snack on them as we talk. But this is really hard work and if I have any more, I'll be doing a 41 at dinner.

By: Alan Kellogg

Alan Kellogg — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:00:53 +0000

Today President Bush revealed he won the audition to play the lead role in Otello.

By: Devra

Devra — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 22:05:45 +0000

President Bush performs Wagner's Das Rheingold prior to giving the floor to Dick Cheney who is expected to wow the crowd with a herring themed interpretive dance.