Caption Contest
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Rodney Dill | Monday, June 27, 2005 |
The Loopy Toons Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Dennis Cook)
The Winners
First: LJD - Disney announces three new characters: Hippy, Dippy, and Snippy.
Second: Laurence Simon - “Ed Klein was wrong. Clifford the Big Red Dog raped me to produce Chelsea.”
Third: Sgt Fluffy - Hillary, not wanting any negative publicity, encouraged Dean, Durbin and Pelosi to disguise themselves and blend into the crowd.
Honorable Mention:
John Burgess - Her natural constituency comes out of the closet.
The Man - Clifford The Big Red Dog spent the next 15 minutes humping Hillary’s leg, which is more action than sheâs had since 1995.
Bithead - She’s a TOON?
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
DRUDGE BREAKING : Yosemite Sam, a long time associate of the Clintons, did not appear. There are questions surrounding his disappearance, similar to the Vince Foster incident a number of years ago. Developing . . .Reporter: “Yes, I realize that Clifford is not a female dog. I was addressing my question to the Senator from New York.”
Hillary: “Ehhh . . . What’s up GOP.”
We sorely wish that that was all folks.
The 
Monday contest has already started.
About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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