Comments on: Caption Contest

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:50:26 +0000

Mike Wallace: "Sir, some people are saying that you're a lunatic motivated by the belief of an obscure Islamic religious sect that hopes to immanentize the eschaton, that is, to bring about the end of time, perhaps through the development and use of nuclear weapons against the West. Is this true?" President Ahmadenijad: "No." Mike Wallace: "Thank you for clearing that up."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:45:03 +0000

(CBS NEWS 60 MINUTES/Handout/Reuters) -- Well, that really says it all now, doesn't it?

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:43:39 +0000

"Andrew Sullivan wants me to ask you about your policy on waterboarding since he ..., um ..., thought it best to stay home and keep the heat on President Bush."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:41:43 +0000

"I'd like you to meet my friend Bob Hoskins. Bob come on over here."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:38:10 +0000

"So Ahmadenijad, do you know where a guy can get a rub and a tug in this town?"

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:36:43 +0000

"Thank you for agreeing to this interview. I've always wanted to interview the #1 man at S.P.E.C.T.R.E."

By: Rachel Edith

Rachel Edith — Sat, 12 Aug 2006 21:41:51 +0000

"Yes, you're right. I'm older than dirt but you're as provocative as sh*t. (as Bush likes to say)"

By: Maggie

Maggie — Sat, 12 Aug 2006 19:26:08 +0000

Wallace: How does it feel to hold the whole world in your hands?

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sat, 12 Aug 2006 16:57:20 +0000

"I apologize for the misunderstading. When I told the soundman to lower the boom on Ahmadenijad, I meant to bring the overhead microphone down closer."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sat, 12 Aug 2006 16:54:01 +0000

"Yes sir, I've left the Christine Aguilera CDs for you in unmarked jewel cases on that table over there."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sat, 12 Aug 2006 16:51:07 +0000

"Oh no, no, no, no. I assure you that I have more contempt for America than you President Ahmadenijad."

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sat, 12 Aug 2006 16:49:15 +0000

Things deteriorated quickly when in response to President Ahmadenijad's question about whether he had had any coffee, Mr Wallace responded, "No, d'you?"

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sat, 12 Aug 2006 16:46:54 +0000

"No one else will know, so, just between you and me, Nasrallah is kind of a stinker, isn't he?"

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sat, 12 Aug 2006 16:44:27 +0000

"Boxers or briefs?"

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sat, 12 Aug 2006 16:44:09 +0000

"If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?"