Oh, I was gonna write something SO nasty. I'll pass for now. No double-teaming jokes this morning. :-)

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* After she left Disneyland,where she saw a giant mouse, and a giant duck, things got worse... she started seeing giant rubbers.

* What would Freud have to say about THIS one?

Derrick and Wilt will never live down those defective Elmo costumes

The homosexual lobby will stop at nothing to get new converts.

Hue and Chang show one simple way to avoid AIDS....look like total dorks and never get laid.

Lady:

'You may not have aids, but if it's bright red, I'm still not touching it...'

The Smurfs prequel was the last straw!

* Dick and Willie's Excellent Adventure

I've come up with several others, but unfortunately they all involved puns so tasteless that it makes me blush to think that I even thought them.

We're Interns, Clinton Interns.

"I told you two dicks to leave me alone!"

anyone here know a little pissant anklebiter named greg tinti?

tell him i'm looking for him.

thanx.

Uh huh, thazz rite, we all be laughing at ya. Not with ya. I'd be glad to take up a collection for frish batteries for your personal massager (someone desperately needs a root).

O.K. now ..... so where were we? Oh yeah, rapping in Rodneyville. Lemme see now ..... hmmm?

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener, that is what I truly want to be. Because if I were .....

Oh sh*t, that's fugged up, I really am a giant weenie!

You know Chan, I think a more subtle approach to announcing our HIV test results might be more effective.

What's in your wallet?

Chan, I don't thing she is laughing with you.

I don't know which is more embarrassing, the condom costume or the big red shoes...on second thought, I do no which is more embarrassing.

You know what they say. Big shoes = Big Feet = ...

In another controversial move to control China's population, the Chinese government changed the required high school uniform. Student's were divided on whether it was better than the old Mao jackets.

I have a fwiend in Woam you know...named Biggus Dickus....

Oh stop complaining! It could be worse. Last summer my job was to promote a feminine hygiene product!

Yes, it's an impressive marking ploy, but I really don't think velour condoms will really catch on.

That's it! I'm punching the next jerk that calls me a d*ckhead!

Yes, you are much better than the last lady walking her dogs past us, we almost tripped trying to get away from them peeing on us. (They are obviously fire hydrant costumes, you dirty, dirty, dirty minded commentors. :D )

Mr. Ribbed's witty wingman, Mr. French Tickler, could always break the ice with the babes by telling his "Lubber or Leave Her" joke.

A massive recall was implented after women complained the actual condoms didn't not have a little face and arms.

"didn't have"! Arghh.

"C'mon, we're actors. Give us a hand..."

No, really, they're the next big thing! Everybody's wearing them!

Nothing shows the transition of China from communism to capitalism than seeing students put down the 'little red books' and pick up their 'big red condoms'.

See Mom, I'm gainfully employed in government service.

Two student's were arrested in Bangkok for false advertising.

Moving past 'coca cola' and just behind 'OK", AIDS has now become the second most recognized word in the world.

You know, when they suggested bringing your own condoms to Bangkok to protect against AIDS, I don't think this is what they meant.

The Abstinence First! folks need to seriously rethink their choice of costumes.

There's nothing funny about AIDS. AIDS activists on the other hand...

We go out in pairs to raise AIDS awareness, it's what we call market double penetration.

The irony of sending people dressed as condoms out in a town named Bangkok went right over their heads.

The Body Condom™, the ultimate in AIDS prevention.

With the new mandatory uniforms in place, Congressional aids are now much safer from Gary Condit.

As part of their AIDS awareness program, activists have taken to the street reciting Jesse Jackson's words to the 16th International AIDS Conference: “It is now time for us to fight AIDS like the MAJOR CIVIL RIGHTS ISSUE it is.”
Passerbys were reacting with the same amusement as this reporter.

Really swell costumes, guys.

It doubles as a sauna suit, you can lose a wod of weight.

Two Thai students take a week off to campaign for fall erections.

Even Thais carry Thai takeout in styrofoam containers and white plastic bags.

Eddie and Freddie take a hard stance against AIDS.

"Better Red than Dead! Better Red than Dead!"

"And I thought they smelled bad from the outside."

As Freud said, sometimes a dick is just a dick.

She once again flashed-back to those translucent memories of American GI's in Saigon. Ah, youth.

Dick Heads against AIDS

Yes, Mom, I've got the lunch you packed me. It's in the reservoir tip!

When she asked the salesperson to see some slip ons, she was embarrassed to realize she was not in the shoe store she was looking for.

"No really! You can't get AIDS from a fire hydrant."