You know the difference between the rest of these guys and me? I make this $#!+ look GOOD.

"I'm so ronery, I decided to resign as dictator and find rerigion."

I study reincarnation,
I love my classes,
I've got a crazy guru who wears dark glasses ...

One with the sun...

I'm the coolest dude here!

What are you looking at!

Dangit Bob, you told me it was Ray Charles Day at the stadium.

So I forgot to shave my head this morning. I was up all night chanting prayers. You try staying up till 2 in the morning and getting up at 5.

To blend in better with the crowd, Agent Morganford donned a pair of sunglasses to hide his blue eyes.

The future's so bright...

When you get up in the morning and the light is hurt your head
The first thing you do when you get up out of bed
Is hit that streets a-runnin' and try to beat the masses
And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses

Democrats meet to show that religion is a part of their party also.

The Chinese government denied reports that it had agents infiltrating the Buddhist.

Just look at that freak with his long 1/8 inch hair and cheap sun glasses.

The essence of Zen is to be one with your hangover.

Ummmm. Ummmm. Ummm, excuse me but your really freaking me out with those shades man.

Where's the Lama man, my drugs are starting to kick in and my mind is starting to hallucinate a bunch of bald heads on a sea of orange.

Speaker Pelosi said the US would no longer profile Muslims in the war on terrorism, but would seek to thwart any "religion of peace" from killing Americans

In the latest Faux-tography scandal, AFP was found to be covering up the blood shot eyes of a monk with photoshopped sun glasses.

Give me a break. EyeMasters was having a sale on transition lenses so it was cheaper than regular glasses.

Do these glasses make me look demonic?

Holla at a playa when ya see him in the street!!

Damn it! The paparatzzi!

Even among the men in Saffron, the monks of time, Lu-Tze stood out.

"I know Kung-Fu....."

My future's so bright, I gotta wear orange robes.

Another unsuccessful attempt to blend into the crowd.

Hello Dolly Lama Honey!

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Dalai Lama Rama Lama Ding Dong
Dalai Lama Rama Lama Ding Dong
Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ned was the only Buddhist that was prepared for the Burning Man Art Festival

The monk-diggity don't front!

"Oh yeah. You know you want my bodhi."

The relatively new musical genre of Buddhist blues is portrayed perfectly by the soulful rhythms of Bleeding Chakras Magee

Its not the shades, its the smirk that pulls in the ladies.

On his days off, Iron Chef Morimoto Masaharu tries to "get away from it all," but can't quite bring himself to leave all the trappings of celebrity behind.

"I'm thirsty, Grasshopper. Fetch me a Grasshopper."

What you rooking at?

Dirty Hairless had a reputation as a law-and-order monk.

I wear my sunglasses at paryer,
So I can, so I can...

I have got such an icecream headache.

Arnold had always thought of himself as Buddha-licious

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

"It's 300 miles to Shanghai, we've got four pounds of sushi, three pounds of saffron rice, it's sunny out, but we're wearing shades."

"Hit it."

I get up every morning
Eat some fish and rice
I say my prayers all day
It's boring and that's very nice
I got the Buddhist blues

Who's the yellow Buddhist monk
Who all the chicks think is such a hunk?
(Ming!)
You're damn right

Who is the man
That would pray all day for his brother man?
(Ming!)
Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's karma all about
(Ming!)
Right on...

You see this cat Ming is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Ming
(Then we can dig it)

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but Dali Lama
(Ming Se-pao!)

* OK, OK. Stop me if you've heard this one... An Eskimo a monk and a clone decide to go bowling....

* Hot dog? Make me one with everything, please.

* Young, tall, handsome Buddhist ISO self

Tom Cruise Shaves His Head And Takes The Buddhist Name Daigu..

"The Dalai Lama has received the Nobel Peace Prize, showing luminance on every level. I hope they don't demote him to a dwarf Buddha."

I can see you, your brown skin shinin' in the sun. You got that head shave back and those Wayfarers on, baby. I can tell you my love for you will still be strong, after the Dalai Lama has gone...

"Gunga galunga, gunga, gunga galunga."

"Insane Zen Posse, break it down for me brother..."

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for an enlightened guy...

Vinnie starts to have second thoughts about participating in the witness protection program.

Look, there's Elvis!

"Who's That Behind Those Foster Grants?"

As he researched his next role, Tom Cruise was sure noone would see through his clever disguise.

In season six of 24, Jack Bauer hides out in a Mongolian monastery.

Matrix IV - The Reincarnation

Miami Rice.

F*ck you Shusai, Al Gore gave me these.

The producers were beginning to think that maybe Vin Diesel wasn't the best casting choice.