Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Will Franklin

Will Franklin — Sat, 02 Jul 2005 18:59:07 +0000

Asses, cameltoes, the infidels have taken over!

By: Tim

Tim — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 14:07:18 +0000

Having failed to pin a tail on the donkey, Ali put the pinata on his head and left the party.

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 09:58:47 +0000

AIDS be damned, around Muhammad, even little PePe was a dromedary

By: Rick Baxter

Rick Baxter — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 04:04:35 +0000

No-humped camel my ass!

By: melvin toast

melvin toast — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 02:57:29 +0000

I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

By: melvin toast

melvin toast — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 02:56:36 +0000

Get three coffins ready.

By: BronxPundit

BronxPundit — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 02:49:45 +0000

Uh-oh! Iran's new president has just declared a worldwide "Islamic Revolution." Let's do what the Donkeys did up in Washington when Bush declared war on Iraq, ass: RUN!

By: Sgt Fluffy

Sgt Fluffy — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 01:28:31 +0000

Democrats.....They aren't even wanted in the Middle East.

By: Scott_T

Scott_T — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 22:32:43 +0000

Achmed rode confidently ignoring the Camel-itch creme billboard, worrying only about saddlesores.

Having experienced using Saddam's brand of Begone! camel-itch creme when imprisoned in Abu Grab and had almost tore his own skin off from the irritation from it, he swore never again to sit side-saddle upon the beasts and risk the fungal infection.

By: Chrees

Chrees — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 21:05:29 +0000

An illustration from the Arabic children's book "The Little Ass that Could"

By: Chrees

Chrees — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 21:01:47 +0000

"Hybrids," while the hot new thing in cars, have been an important part of transportation history...

By: boifromtroy

boifromtroy — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 19:41:36 +0000

AIDS will make your ass shrink.

By: ALS

ALS — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 18:17:22 +0000

Ahmed doesn't speak French, but he only needs to understand two things: Sida means AIDS, and that guy is riding a camel. 'Nuff said.

By: ALS

ALS — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 18:08:32 +0000

Clearly missing the point of the AIDS awareness billboard, Ahmed opts for the less-able donkey as his mode of transportation over the now-suspect traditional camel.

By: Maniakes

Maniakes — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 17:59:45 +0000

An arab Shriner makes his way to the lodge meeting.