Comments on: Caption Contest

By: radio free fred

radio free fred — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 21:33:24 +0000

7UP Will Go Any Where To Make A Sale

By: Lasting Magic

Lasting Magic — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 15:34:57 +0000

"I was wishing for two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun, but, she'll do."

By: Elmo

Elmo — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 13:51:36 +0000

With Khatami's confirmmation as the new Secretary General, UNIFIL begins their first Burkha patrol.

By: rightlinx.com » Blog Archive » RightLinx Caption Contest #8 - Angry Bill Clinton Edition

Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:48:19 +0000

[...] Outside the Beltway [...]

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 00:57:46 +0000

In Lebanon, peacekeepers nailed down a few tried and true rules of engagement.

By: Ray

Ray — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 22:44:06 +0000

Requested by former president Carter, international observers arrive in California for the 2004 presidential elections. A scheduling snafu was quoted as to the reason for arriving almost two years after the elections. "We may be late", says on observer, "but at least we're here."

By: Ingress

Ingress — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 22:43:14 +0000

"I'm here to service and protect, m'am."

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 17:00:36 +0000

We have you surrounded ..... come out with your nipples up.

By: Elmo

Elmo — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 16:59:02 +0000

All your bazooms are belong to us.

We claim this planet in the name of blue d*ckless wonders everywhere.

Hit the beach!

By: Kent G. Budge

Kent G. Budge — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:16:56 +0000

Marseilles (AP) -- French president Chirac announced today that he has negotiated an agreement with the U.N. to deploy French troops to the Riviera.

By: Alan Kellogg

Alan Kellogg — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 04:46:06 +0000

And to your left, ladies and gentlemen, you'll see the rare, endangered blonde arab.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:44:46 +0000

This is not a credible force for good. -- Rene Magritte.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:23:29 +0000

Can’t you see ‘em circlin’ honey, can’t you see ‘em schoolin’ around? You got Poles to the left, Finns to the right and you’re the only game in town.

(There's no use trying to be homonymically clever if you don't spell it correctly. Jeez.)

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:16:49 +0000

Can't you see 'em circlin' honey, can't you see 'em schoolin' around? You got Poles to the left, Fins to the right and you're the only game in town.

By: charles austin

charles austin — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:15:01 +0000

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