Comments on: Caption Contest

By: Adjustah

Adjustah — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:15:23 +0000

"Dammit, Foley! 'Take a page from my book' is just a damn expression!

By: Ingress

Ingress — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:25:29 +0000

"You know my wife, Laura, changed my life. I was pretty rotten before. Too bad you don't like girls because you seem pretty rotten."

By: Lasting Magic

Lasting Magic — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 19:12:08 +0000

"Boy. Am I ever glad I never listened to your great idea of the White House having a party with guests including all the Congressional Pages, all the White House Interns, Monica Lewinsky, Bill Clinton, Fanne Fox, Gary Hart, Donna Rice, Dick Morris, Sherry Rowlands and Fanne Fox."

By: Ingress

Ingress — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 15:17:51 +0000

"Well, let's just say that things were bad before thanks to me. And now, thanks to you, they're going to hell in a handbasket."

By: Timmer

Timmer — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 19:58:42 +0000

Mr President, I'm wearing Ralph Loren, do I have to spell it out for you?

By: Suzanne Berton

Suzanne Berton — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 16:16:41 +0000

Come on now. It's this small.

Bush says: It's this big or I'm not President of the United States

Give it up, George. We all know it's this big.

Bush says: We're not even on the same wage length here. I'm talking about the scandal.

Oh, I thought you were talking about your popularity rate.

By: G.A. Phillips

G.A. Phillips — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:29:51 +0000

You hold up your hands like this and just say no!

By: G.A. Phillips

G.A. Phillips — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:26:54 +0000

Dude why?

By: Cowboy Blob

Cowboy Blob — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:08:27 +0000

Bush: Bass
Foley: Ass

By: Gaijin Biker

Gaijin Biker — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 00:52:22 +0000

Dammit, Foley, I told you to stay at least this far away from the pages at all times!

By: Ingress

Ingress — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 22:32:53 +0000

"I told you to dress up like a hobgoblin, vampire or bugaboo. But, oh no. You come as the poster boy for pedophilia."

By: Hermoine

Hermoine — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 22:17:43 +0000

"Look. You lied to me. I don't feel a bit special. I wanted to be the only one you sent inappropriate e-mails."

By: Caliban Darklock

Caliban Darklock — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 22:10:11 +0000

As expected, Bush and Foley disagreed quite vigorously about the relative merits of dildoes and anal beads.

By: FreakyBoy

FreakyBoy — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 21:05:27 +0000

Rodney, allow me to write the anti-Reuters caption to that photo:

"Ex-US President Bill Clinton, stumping for his Global Initiative in Europe this week, is seen here in a file photo from December 1997, with his hummer and humidor, White House intern Monica Lewinsky."

It could happen.

By: Rodney Dill

Rodney Dill — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 20:42:33 +0000

Foley: "... but Mr President I thought we were this close."
Dubya: "Maintain your distance."