Nancy Pelosi's staff prepares for her coronation to Speaker.

Iran: Always on the cutting edge of public transportation technology.

House Democrats finally introduce their plan for ridding America of their dependence on foreign oil.

"Hey, Abdullah, the next load of martyrs is just pulling in to the loading dock."

We're still lost! What is it with guys not asking for directions? I swear, he should put one of those fancy Western GPS thingies on this thing and...

Here are those 4 of those 72 virgins you ordered.

Here's the exquisite Runway Models for Tehran's Chador Fashion show...Fatima, Flatua, Fellatia, and Fatwa~!

In order to prompthe their way of life as being superior, Iran unveiled the new Jihad Motors, AWD SUV

"On the fifth day of Ramadan al Quaeda gave to me:

Five terrorist riiiiings...
Four burquad chicks,
Three Frenchmen,
Two towers down,
And a cartridge in my magazine!!!"

1) One unpublished downside to having 4 wifes, having 4 "honey-do" lists.

2) Hmm, bare foot and pregnant seemed to have a different meaning in Iran than the US.

After agreeing to OPEC demands to cut oil production, Iran introduces steps to decrease its own demand on gasoline.

Near the end of the day, the temporary wives cart was always less busy.

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's off to stoning we go
[Whistle]

Women! Women for sale! 15% off the one with the glasses.

Only Iran's first automobile manufacturer would come out with an underpowered four-banger.

Only 96 more virgins, then I blow

1) Take my wife, (strain) PLEASE!

2) So that's what they mean in Iran when they sing, "Who let the dogs out, Who? Who?".

Notice Lynne Stewart with the glasses? She'll be in Iran while she appeals her sentencing.

"If he holds the door open for me, I'm gonna coldcock him."

Here Sgt. Hakkim Muhamad takes his mother-in-law and 3 of her sisters out to test the Baghdad Police Departments new IED detection device. He was the lucky winner among 6,000 volunteers.

To ensure their wives stay in the house unless escorted properly outdoors, fundamentalists have begun a practice of having the womens' legs removed.

Hearing that another building may have been bombed by Israeli planes, Alaa sprung into action to deliver the mourners ordered by AP for their photo shoot.

the Iranian bobsled team gets in another workout before the Olympic trials begin in ernest.

"Once we get famous like the Jamaican team, we'll get that mad endorsement money too."

Abdul illustrates four examples of why Muslim women are required to wear burkas over their faces.

"Dang. I can't believe I got the last four. Oh well, they may not be the smartest ones in the bunch, but you can be sure that I got the lookers!"

"Slaves for sale! Get yer slaves! Only four left! Will take goat trade-ins!"

Since the dawn of time, the right transportation has always been a babe magnet.

I hadn't realized the Western Kentucky Hilltopper mascot was so popular in Iraq.

Somebody call a Ho Truck?

We were kidding about that bombing them back into the stone age, weren't we?

Heh, sounds more oriental though

No Mistah, Ho Truck not Name, Ho Truck job

Ever since Dad died I take care of all four of my mothers.

M-TV's newest series, "Pimp My Dirka Dirka," was considered too over the top for prime time.

AP photo eds were disappointed when their request for cheap photos of Baghdad was mistranslated as photos of cheap bags and a dad.

Explain to me again the part about Muslim women being treated so unfairly by their men folk.

The part I hate most about buying from the street vendor push carts is when the stuff is beyond over ripe and has gone bad.

The Shia chicks concert touring bus is party central in Iraq.

The good thing about life under Saddam is the cart load would have been at least 100 pounds lighter.

Why polygamy isn't such a good thing for the guy.

Tired of your camel spitting at you? Come to honest Abdul's to see the 2007 line of Iraqi transportation.

The worst thing about having four wives isn't having to push them to the store, its that every week of the month one of them is ready to rip my head off.

In an effort to revive lagging suicide bomber recruitment, Al Qaeda is now offering a 4 now, 68 later sign up bonus to recruits providing their own vehicle.

Shiia-pets.

(Sh-sh-sh-shiia!)

Mattel Iraq's new life-size Helen Thomas dolls were literally flying off the shelves.